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Game-A-What-Now?? NYC’s “Largest” Dev Showcase (as if you care)
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Game-A-What-Now?? NYC’s “Largest” Dev Showcase (as if you care)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**🎮🔥 Game-A-Palooza – Fall 2025 🔥🎮. Play 60+ games 🕹️ before they flop! 🤣 Saturday, October 18, 2025, at Hana…

WSSU Homecoming: A bunch of has-beens and never-weres
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WSSU Homecoming: A bunch of has-beens and never-weres

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 KYLE AND TAP ARE BACK! Prepare for the lamest “SNL” (Saturday Night Live) EVER!💩 Crime Mob’s Diamond &…

Earth’s Greatest Enemy: LA Premiere – Prepare to be triggered
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Earth’s Greatest Enemy: LA Premiere – Prepare to be triggered

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Abby Martin’s back with “Earth’s Greatest Enemy”! 🤮 Exposing the U.S. military as the ultimate climate villain. 🤡**…

HOMECOMING RAMCRAWL: Get Ready to Regret Everything (DJ Skillz, Sport E & Deron Juan Edition)!
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HOMECOMING RAMCRAWL: Get Ready to Regret Everything (DJ Skillz, Sport E & Deron Juan Edition)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄HOMECOMING is now NEW & DIFFERENT! Prepare for RAMCRAWL 2025 – TREASURE HUNT!💰 4 bars, 4 DJs, ONE PRICE!…

Start With a Game? More Like End With Bankruptcy
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Start With a Game? More Like End With Bankruptcy

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Monthly events? At 85°C Bakery Cafe, 12959 Peyton Dr, Chino Hills, CA 91709? Every 2nd Sunday, 6-9 PM,…

Start With a Game? More Like End With a Headache
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Start With a Game? More Like End With a Headache

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**WARNING! ⚠️ Monthly boredom alert! Join us at 85°C Bakery Cafe, 12959 Peyton Dr, Chino Hills, CA 91709. Every 2nd…

NYC Comic Con Docks, Nerds Get Seasick
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NYC Comic Con Docks, Nerds Get Seasick

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2025

**OMG, a cosplay contest!** 🤪 DJ @tsubeeu on Insta is your new god! 🙏 Auditions 10:30-11:15pm, second floor. 🙄 10…

Deathstalker Reboot: Psycho Goreman Director Tries Not To Ruin It
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Deathstalker Reboot: Psycho Goreman Director Tries Not To Ruin It

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2025

Mercenary finds cursed amulet. 💀⚔️ Directed by Steven Kostanski, executive-produced by Slash.🎸 Stars: Daniel Bernhardt & Patton Oswalt (voice of…

I AM WHAT I AM 2: More Like I AM GOING TO MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL
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I AM WHAT I AM 2: More Like I AM GOING TO MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG!** 🐼Village boy goes to Shanghai Fight Night 🌃on a quest ⚔️ for $$$ to heal Daddy! Premieres 2024! Sun…

Another Black Film Festival, Yawn
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Another Black Film Festival, Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! 6th Annual Black Film Fest at Bay Street Theater & Sag Harbor Center for the Arts! 🎭🎬 Prepare for…

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