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Midwest Murder: Fall into Fright or Yawn to Death
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Midwest Murder: Fall into Fright or Yawn to Death

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Midwest Murder, from a basement in Minot, ND, is now on BEK TV Sundays at 9 pm!** They…

Hollywood Park Hosts B-List Celeb Fest: “Becoming Vera”
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Hollywood Park Hosts B-List Celeb Fest: “Becoming Vera”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Sergio Vizuete, a Spain-born filmmaker who directs commercials for the LA LakersπŸ€, T-MobileπŸ“±, Ducati 🏍️, Lexus πŸš—, and WalmartπŸ›’, is…

15 Short Film Fest (Still Kicking, Somehow)
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15 Short Film Fest (Still Kicking, Somehow)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Year 21 of the “15” Short Film festival?!** 🀣 Brace yourselves for cinematic masterpieces 🎬 (or maybe not)…

Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome
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Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Oh no, they didn’t! πŸ™„ Team #SavedDaredevil is throwing a party πŸŽ‰ for all the Marvel Daredevil superfans, actors, and…

PANAMA 66: Old Dude Hangs Out
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PANAMA 66: Old Dude Hangs Out

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Panama 66 presents: “The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog” (1927), re-scored live by MORRICONE YOUTH! 🀑…

“Da Chick N’ Strip” – Prepare to Cluck Yourself Laughing (Or Maybe Cringe)
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“Da Chick N’ Strip” – Prepare to Cluck Yourself Laughing (Or Maybe Cringe)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2025

OMG! Da Chick N’ Strip 🎭 Premiere! TrizzyHitz & “Big Booga” Hall?! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ πŸ—“οΈOctober 10, 2025, 7:30 PM, Regal Columbus,…

Liza: NOT a Lie-za, We Swear!
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Liza: NOT a Lie-za, We Swear!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2025

**OMG, another has-been doc about Liza? πŸ™„ She’s like, “I was born, snap a pic!” Daughter of legends, blah blah.…

Nollywood: From Virgin to Vixen Faster Than You Can Say “Jollof”
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Nollywood: From Virgin to Vixen Faster Than You Can Say “Jollof”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ONXY ENT threw the BIGGEST Nollywood party EVER at Studio 503 Greensboro, NC, on October 10 at 10pm EDT!…

MY DYING BRIDE Finally Kicks Out Vocalist (Who Even Knew He Was Still In the Band?)
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MY DYING BRIDE Finally Kicks Out Vocalist (Who Even Knew He Was Still In the Band?)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

MY DYING BRIDE, the band that makes funerals sound like a rave, has finally decided to ditch their lead singer,…

LA Punk Film Fest 2025: Anarchy on Celluloid (and Maybe Some Trophies)
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LA Punk Film Fest 2025: Anarchy on Celluloid (and Maybe Some Trophies)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2025

9th Annual International LA Punk Film Festival 2025 🀣 **Thurs Oct 9th 6-9om Red Caroet Filmmaker Meet & Greet PR…

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