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Gameacon: Where Gamers and Coachella Meet (and Probably Regret It)
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Gameacon: Where Gamers and Coachella Meet (and Probably Regret It)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

**GameAcon Coachella Valley 2025!** 🤡 Oct 11–12, The Shops at Palm Desert. Prepare for mega cringe! Cosplay contests🎭, celeb guests🎤…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Burn Your Fingers!
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Burn Your Fingers!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

OMG! 🙄Sip, Smoke, & Candle, like, crafting candles is SO last season! 📅 Join the “unique experience” (eye roll). Hookah…

Zero Lounge: Where the Only Thing Scarier Than the Movies is the Tab
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Zero Lounge: Where the Only Thing Scarier Than the Movies is the Tab

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Zero Lounge is showcasing utter cinematic masterpieces every Sunday in October! 👻🍸 Prepare for earth-shattering horror (or not) during Happy…

Zero Lounge: Where Nightmares Meet Happy Hour (and Cheap Drinks)
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Zero Lounge: Where Nightmares Meet Happy Hour (and Cheap Drinks)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Zero Lounge proudly presents: “Horror” Movie Happy Hour!😱🍸 Every Sunday in October. Prepare for cinematic masterpieces like “Halloweentown”🎃.** 📅 Lineup:…

OMG! Palm Beach Gets Trashed by Hollywood Nightclubzilla!
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OMG! Palm Beach Gets Trashed by Hollywood Nightclubzilla!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**D-Tour Saturdays at Ivy Nightclub in West Palm Beach – Hollywood invades Palm Beach every Saturday night! 🙄** Nightlife Empire,…

AC Comedy: Now 50% Less Awful
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AC Comedy: Now 50% Less Awful

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Quackhouse Comedy: Tropicana Casino! 😂 Tickets: $20!** **CHECK DATES ABOVE FOR SCHEDULE.** **Firewater Saloon: $20 (was $40)!** Quackhouse: founded by…

OMG! Palm Beach Just Got a Whole Lot More Obnoxious
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OMG! Palm Beach Just Got a Whole Lot More Obnoxious

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**D TOUR Saturdays @ Ivy Nightclub, West Palm Beach! Hollywood invades🌴every Saturday night! Join 2000+ party people!** Largest nightclub in…

Boca Raton Creatives Dinner: Guaranteed to Cure Your Existential Dread (Or Your Money Back!)
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Boca Raton Creatives Dinner: Guaranteed to Cure Your Existential Dread (Or Your Money Back!)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**Tired of eating alone? 😭 Join “Dinner with Strangers”! We randomly pick a restaurant, you pay 💸, and maybe make…

Hollywood’s “Glamour”: More Like Glam-Ouch
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Hollywood’s “Glamour”: More Like Glam-Ouch

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**🎬OMG!📸 Hollywood Starlet Photoshoot with Costumes, Wigs, & Backdrops! ✨ Live your delusional star moment!** Tourists, besties, or movie buffs…

DreamPark: Augmented Reality? More Like Augmented Rip-Off
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DreamPark: Augmented Reality? More Like Augmented Rip-Off

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 5, 2025

**DreamPark Seattle: Where you pay to exercise!🏃‍♀️ Instead of Netflix, they make you *move*.🤮 They call it “social.”🤔 I call…

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