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AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)
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AUSTIN: Where Dreams Go to Die (and Love Lives, Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Get ready to POP ๐ŸŽˆ BALLOONS or find LOVE ๐Ÿ’˜ at 1100 GATTIS SCHOOL RD. SUITE 200 AUSTIN,…

Hollywood Horrorfest: More Like Hollywood Bore-fest, Am I Right?
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Hollywood Horrorfest: More Like Hollywood Bore-fest, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Parking available “around the corner” ๐Ÿคฃ at 5301 Sierra Vista Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90029. $10 ONLY! ๐Ÿ’ธ…

Hickory’s Latest Blockbuster: “Charity Case” – Prepare to Cringe
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Hickory’s Latest Blockbuster: “Charity Case” – Prepare to Cringe

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ The “Charity Case” movie is dropping! ๐Ÿฟ Years of labor? More like years of milking it! ๐Ÿ„ Catch…

Daggerheart: More Like Daggerfart, amirite?
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Daggerheart: More Like Daggerfart, amirite?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ Join the Barrel o’ Fun at Alamo Drafthouse Mueller! Play Daggerheart! Published by Darrington Press (Critical Role)! Behold the…

“WRANGLER”: Maggie Crane’s Aerial Shenanigans
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“WRANGLER”: Maggie Crane’s Aerial Shenanigans

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! Eris Deep Space is where it’s at! Doors open at 6:30 PM, show starts at 7:00 PM!** Claire hates…

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Psst! Wanna break the law with booze & jazz on Sept 21st?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Museum of Interesting Things presents: Prohibition Jazz Secret Speakeasy! Sun, Sept 21st, 8 PM, NYC time. Witness vintage…

Book of Blood: Screamingly Bad Movie with Some Guy Named John on Sunday
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Book of Blood: Screamingly Bad Movie with Some Guy Named John on Sunday

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Be Kind Video is showing Clive Barker’s Book of Blood on September 21st at 7 PM. Doors open…

Mike Donovan Spotted Frolicking at Sea Crest Beach Resort, World Ends
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Mike Donovan Spotted Frolicking at Sea Crest Beach Resort, World Ends

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG!๐Ÿคก Mike Donovan, a “comedian” from South Boston since the 70s is still doing gigs?** Heโ€™s dragging James Dorsey and…

Charleston Drags Itself to Premiere of “This Happy Land”
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Charleston Drags Itself to Premiere of “This Happy Land”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “This Happy Land” ๐Ÿคฎ is premiering at the historic Queen Street Playhouse. Prepare for a โœจmovingโœจ exploration of…

Pride & Prejudice: A Pigsty of Petticoats and Preposterous Proposals
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Pride & Prejudice: A Pigsty of Petticoats and Preposterous Proposals

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! BCC Pig Pen is hosting a P&P high school fan club meeting! ๐Ÿคช Doors open at 8:15 PM, show…

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