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Chris Cooper’s Monologue About the History of Sound Film: Yawn
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Chris Cooper’s Monologue About the History of Sound Film: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! The History of Sound premiere? 😴 More like the history of ZZZs! Plimoth Cinema is trolling us with a…

Chesapeake Bay: More Like “Chess-a-PEAK” Bay, amirite
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Chesapeake Bay: More Like “Chess-a-PEAK” Bay, amirite

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**Press Play Chesapeake Bay 🎬: A “community-driven” (lol) 🤪 gathering for filmmakers, journalists, students (?), partners, and “creators” across the…

“Child Support 2: The Diaper Strikes Back” Premieres, Dads Everywhere Tremble
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“Child Support 2: The Diaper Strikes Back” Premieres, Dads Everywhere Tremble

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

OMG! 🤩Mark your calendars!🗓️Sept 20, 2025, Norton Museum🏛️will premiere Child Support 2! 🎬Walk the red carpet, meet the cast (if…

House Music: From the Bedroom to the Boombox
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House Music: From the Bedroom to the Boombox

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Move Ya Body: The Birth of House” (2025!) at Brower Park, Brooklyn Ave & Prospect Place, Brooklyn, NY…

“Once Upon No Time”
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“Once Upon No Time”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Rooftop Films presents: There Was, There Was Not (94 mins!) and The Flowers Stand Silently, Witnessing (17 mins!)…

Lance Gross’ Ultimate Day Party: Smoke Cigars and Stare at a Dude
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Lance Gross’ Ultimate Day Party: Smoke Cigars and Stare at a Dude

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

OMG! Cigars & Stars Day Party with Lance Gross! 🙄💨 As if that’s not enough, DJ Charlie Chan will be…

The hills are alive with the sound of earworms
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The hills are alive with the sound of earworms

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

OMG! 🙄 The Sound of Music in 4K? Seriously? Maria’s still running from the convent to be a governess for…

Indie Cinema Night III: Prepare for Disappointment
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Indie Cinema Night III: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 In Da House Media presents Indie Cinema Night 🎬— an evening of films no one has ever heard…

Acid Betty’s Big Top? More Like Big Flop Sundays!
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Acid Betty’s Big Top? More Like Big Flop Sundays!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Acid Betty from All Stars 10 (like, who even remembers that season? 🤣) is gracing us with her…

So You Wanna Watch a Movie About Black Magic, Huh?
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So You Wanna Watch a Movie About Black Magic, Huh?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Black Magic Entertainment 🧙‍♀️ is taking over Brewvies Cinema Pub for ONE night! Prepare for Paul Draper, 🎩…

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