Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Sport News
    • The Orange Oracle
  • Live
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
    • Legalizer
    • Spin Of The Day
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Tag: calendar

Flesh AND the Devil? More Like Bore-ing
Live

Flesh AND the Devil? More Like Bore-ing

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG!** Flesh and the Devil, a silent snooze-fest from 1926, directed by Clarence Brown, starring Greta Garbo, John Gilbert, Lars…

Dance Moms Presents: The Hunger Games!
Live

Dance Moms Presents: The Hunger Games!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Abby Lee Miller Improv Company’s moms are fighting πŸ€Όβ€β™€οΈ over solos! Regionals are coming! Witness the politically charged…

Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos Again
Live

Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos Again

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**Homestead Con 2025: Prepare for the cringe!** 🀣 πŸ“… Sept 13, 10 AM – 7 PM, South Dade Senior High.…

Another Overrated Jones Film? Premiere Alert
Live

Another Overrated Jones Film? Premiere Alert

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for the Louis Jones Studios Premiere Event! 4 Short Films: Lost in Grief 😭, Guardians of the…

Charlotte Asian Film Festival 2025: Prepare for an Overdose of Subtitles and Questionable After-Party Decisions
Live

Charlotte Asian Film Festival 2025: Prepare for an Overdose of Subtitles and Questionable After-Party Decisions

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**The Charlotte Asian Film Festival is back! 🀩 Prepare for groundbreaking cinema at UNC Charlotte Dubois Center on Saturday, September…

Crapping Your Pants in the Woods: A Horror Movie Night
Live

Crapping Your Pants in the Woods: A Horror Movie Night

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Join the woke crowd on Saturday September 13th 2025 at 6:30 PM (EDT) for a screening of ‘Madman’…

South Texas Film Fest Gala: More Like South *Mess* Film Flop-a
Live

South Texas Film Fest Gala: More Like South *Mess* Film Flop-a

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**Oh noes! 😱 Eventbrite is having a lil’ tantrum! 😭 The Team is “working” to bring it back ASAP! πŸ™„…

Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right
Live

Summer Nights: More Like Summer Naps, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„Prepare for the ✨thrill✨ of your life! Drive-In Movie Night on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 13th! Gates open at 5:00pm for…

Live

WRATH: Fanboys Throw Money at Screen for Anniversar

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

OMG! πŸ”ͺ Celebrate 10 years of HANNIBAL’s “THE WRATH OF THE LAMB” at “WRATH”! πŸšͺ Enter Dr. Lecter’s basement via…

Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!
Live

Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Rafi Gonzalez, 2024 Comedian of the Year (Boston Comedy Choice Awards), is gracing The Phoenician on Saturday, September…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 191 192 193 … 244 Next

Latest posts

  • Congressional Candidate Has Different Wife For Campaigning In Rural Counties
  • Trump Offers Free Stuff For Votes Apparently
  • France Persuaded By Protesters’ Arguments After Seeing Them Set Woman’s Face On Fire
  • Tom Morello Reveals He Didnt Back Kamala Harris in 2024 Election
  • Shakira Adds Final Madrid Show After Breaking Livestream Record

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
October 2026
S M T W T F S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031
« Sep    
Copyright Β© 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.