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SAM STAR’s Clown Show: Sundays Are Now Officially a Joke
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SAM STAR’s Clown Show: Sundays Are Now Officially a Joke

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Rupaul’s Drag Race season 17 finalist, SAM STAR, is gracing Beaux in the Castro on June 1st!** Meet…

“Gay Home Movies: Finally, Something Worse Than Your Family’s Vacation Videos”
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“Gay Home Movies: Finally, Something Worse Than Your Family’s Vacation Videos”

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! 😱 “Home Movies Out of the Closet: LGBTQ+, Hollywood, Palm Springs, and You!” promises never-before-seen footage! 🀣** LGBTQ+ History…

OMG! Ms. Renee’s One-Night Extravaganza: Prepare to be Amazed (or Mildly Confused)
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OMG! Ms. Renee’s One-Night Extravaganza: Prepare to be Amazed (or Mildly Confused)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! HollywoodGenGen, aka “Miss Renee,” is invading the Funny Bone Comedy Club and other clubs in the USA! 🀣 With…

Hollywood Gun Handling 101: Now You Too Can Be a Ticking Time Bomb!
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Hollywood Gun Handling 101: Now You Too Can Be a Ticking Time Bomb!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Actors “playing” with pew-pews? πŸ”« So cringe! 😬 Don’t miss the “Totally Safe Hands-On Workshop” on Sunday, June…

SABOR FRESA: Prepare for the Cringiest Fiesta of Corridos, Reggaeton, and Banda Remixes You’ll Ever Regret
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SABOR FRESA: Prepare for the Cringiest Fiesta of Corridos, Reggaeton, and Banda Remixes You’ll Ever Regret

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**πŸ“SABOR FRESAπŸ“ aka the BIGGEST (lol) party OF THE YEAR!** 🀣 Come sing corridos & perrear to reggaeton. πŸ™„ 18+/21…

Oy Vey, A Movie About a Shabbos Gone Wrong
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Oy Vey, A Movie About a Shabbos Gone Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

Oy vey! πŸ™„ Kyra Sedgwick & Method Man star in “BAD SHABBOS” ✑️, Tribeca’s Audience Award winner! πŸŽ‰ A Shabbat…

Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays
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Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**OMG! Anna Przy, a millennial 🀣, is storming mental health social media! She’s SOOOO not serious, a breath of fresh…

Phoenix Gets Barnum’d Again
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Phoenix Gets Barnum’d Again

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

THE EVENT 🀑 Exclusive private screening at Pollack Tempe Cinemas (The coolest theater in Phoenix😎) DATE: Saturday, May 31st 2025…

Another Round of “Let’s Make Her Famous!” Starts Now
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Another Round of “Let’s Make Her Famous!” Starts Now

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2025

**OMG! Let’s Help Her Win! Season 2 is dropping!** πŸ™„ Watch desperate female entrepreneurs beg for cash! Self-made “business leaders”…

Jax Taylor’s Brain: A Live Autopsy in Detroit
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Jax Taylor’s Brain: A Live Autopsy in Detroit

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

Jax Taylor, unfiltered? 🀣 Join the dude from Vanderpump Rules and The Valley as he spills the tea on dating…

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