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PLUTO AND FRIENDS DESCEND UPON ATLANTA TO COLLECTLY EMBARRASS THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC FOR FREE

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

๐ŸŽ‰ SATURDAY PARTY IN ATLANTA ๐ŸŽ‰ TEXT “LYFE” TO 404.386.1888 ๐Ÿ“ฑ DOORS OPEN 10PM ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ 3 ROOMS TO PARTY ๐Ÿฐ…

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Learn How to Talk About Your Feelings Without Actually Fixing Anything with Ben Yalom

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

๐Ÿคฃ Therapists, assemble! ๐ŸŽ‰ See Ben Yalom’s narrative therapy techniques in a live demo ๐Ÿ“บ ๐Ÿ™Œ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

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Because What Miami Really Needed Was More Traffic and a Bunch of Racing Fans Partying in the Streets During the Biggest Off Track Fan Festival

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

๐ŸŽ๏ธ Get ready for Miami’s largest FREE Racing Fan Fest ๐ŸŽ‰ ๐Ÿ—“๏ธApril 30th โ€“ May 3rd at The Wynwood Marketplace…

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Dancehall and Soca Going Head to Head in NYC to See Which Music Genre Will Get You to Leave Your House Before Midnight for Free

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

Brooklyn’s Wildest Dancehall & Soca Party ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ƒ๏ธ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

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Get Ready for a Crunchy Dose of Sanity Because Apparently You Need to be Told to Be Wellbeing Aware and Take Care of Your Own Mental Health

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

Mental Health Awareness session ๐Ÿคฏ for public and voluntary workforce members ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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Cรณmo Dominar a Tus Hijos y Convertirlos en Ciudadanos Modelo Sin Que Pierdan La Cabeza Del Todo

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

Curso Universitario certificado por la Universidad Abierta Interamericana ๐ŸŽ“ con Dr. Nicolรกs Parra Bolaรฑos ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ป de Colombia ๐Ÿ’ช Chuck B.…

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Come Waste Your Time Meeting recruitment robots at the New York City Career Fair where your dreams will be crushed

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

Meet with Queens Employers ๐Ÿค CONNECT with top employers ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ผ in various fields. Register: https://careerfairconnection.com/applicants/ ๐Ÿ“Š Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

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Vegane Mรผtter retten die Welt mit Soja und Stillen trotz Trauma

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

๐Ÿคฃ Online-Fortbildung fรผr Hebammen & Co.: Lerne, wie du Emotionen und Ernรคhrung in der Schwangerschaft kombinieren kannst! ๐Ÿคฐ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ZWISCHEN…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Night of Your Life: Watercolour Birds are Taking Over Your Living Room

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

Get ready for a super fun ๐ŸŽจ night of watercolour bird making, because, why not? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ No experience required, just…

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Wie man Gruppen, Teams und Workshops moderiert ohne dabei komplett zu versagen

Chuck B. BallsyApril 28, 2026

Das Training findet an vier Abenden (Di 09.06.26, Do 11.06.26, Di 16.06.26 & Do 18.06.26) jeweils von 18 Uhr bis…

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