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Tag: Dani Filth

TARJA TURUNEN Suddenly Develops Sudden Case Of Sensitive Ears Can’t Stand Listening To Her Own Legendary Vocals On Early NIGHTWISH Albums
Breaking News: Tarja Turunen Still Can't Remember Nightwish Songs, But Who Needs Memory When You Have Auto-Tune? 🎤👀
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TARJA TURUNEN Suddenly Develops Sudden Case Of Sensitive Ears Can’t Stand Listening To Her Own Legendary Vocals On Early NIGHTWISH Albums

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

The infamous Tarja Turunen, former lead singer of Nightwish, recently sat down with Metal Addiction webzine and spilled the tea…

DANI FILTH Claims Next CRADLE OF FILTH Album Will Be Less Terrible Than The Last One And Might Actually Be Listened To By More Than 12 People This Time Around
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DANI FILTH Claims Next CRADLE OF FILTH Album Will Be Less Terrible Than The Last One And Might Actually Be Listened To By More Than 12 People This Time Around

Chord F. DiscordMarch 29, 2026March 29, 2026

The latest scoop on Cradle of Filth’s upcoming album is out, and it’s a real treat for all you metalheads…

DANI FILTH: CRADLE OF FILTH Nears Completion of New Album, Just Needs a Few More Goat Sacrifices and Guitar Solos
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DANI FILTH: CRADLE OF FILTH Nears Completion of New Album, Just Needs a Few More Goat Sacrifices and Guitar Solos

Chord F. DiscordMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Oh look, Dani Filth is happy, surprise, surprise 😏 The gothic metal maestro recently told Australia’s *Heavy* that fans are…

CRADLE OF FILTH Drags Themselves Out of the Crypt for Yet Another Tour Because Apparently We Still Haven’t Suffered Enough With SUFFOCATION, GHOST BATH, and CULTUS BLACK in Tow
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CRADLE OF FILTH Drags Themselves Out of the Crypt for Yet Another Tour Because Apparently We Still Haven’t Suffered Enough With SUFFOCATION, GHOST BATH, and CULTUS BLACK in Tow

Chord F. DiscordDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

🎸🔥 BREAKING: CRADLE OF FILTH TO EMBARK ON U.S. TOUR, LOCAL VAMPIRES AND GOTH TEENS REJOICE (PARENTS, HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS)…

Cradle of Filth Is Hiring New Slaves: Thousands of Musicians Ready to Suffer Abuse for a UK Visa
The Price of Filth: Why Musicians from Poor Countries Are Begging for the 'Hostile Work Environment' First-World Members Fled
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Cradle of Filth Is Hiring New Slaves: Thousands of Musicians Ready to Suffer Abuse for a UK Visa

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

The great and terrible British symphonic black metal machine, Cradle of Filth, is once again in the spotlight. But this…

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