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Cody Balmer Admits He Just Wanted to Roast Some Marshmallows at Shapiro’s Place
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Cody Balmer Admits He Just Wanted to Roast Some Marshmallows at Shapiro’s Place

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist attacking our leaders! This time, some ANTIFA-affiliated nutjob named Cody Balmer, armed with gasoline-filled beer…

OMG! This Guy Just BBQ’D the PA Governor’s Crib! 🔥🏠
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OMG! This Guy Just BBQ’D the PA Governor’s Crib! 🔥🏠

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist showing their true colors! They say Cody Balmer “pleaded guilty,” but we all know this…

China Blames Trump’s Tantrums for Trade War 2: Electric Boogaloo
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China Blames Trump’s Tantrums for Trade War 2: Electric Boogaloo

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “shocked” that China is acting like… well, China! They’re cutting…

CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)
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CNN Predicts: Trump Solves Middle East (Again!), World Peace Imminent (Spoiler: Nah)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Another day, another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “Gaza ceasefire and hostage release deal” is just more proof…

U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)
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U.S. Furniture Hub Braces for Armageddon (aka Tariffs)

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine President Trump’s glorious plan to Make Furniture Great Again! Apparently, helping American workers is…

James Talarico Thinks Obama Knows Who He Is, CNN Agrees
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James Talarico Thinks Obama Knows Who He Is, CNN Agrees

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

Oh, isn’t that just precious? Obama, the guy who apologized to the world for America being so darn successful, actually…

From Cuban Clink to American Klink: José Daniel Ferrer’s Great Escape (Sponsored by Freedom™)
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From Cuban Clink to American Klink: José Daniel Ferrer’s Great Escape (Sponsored by Freedom™)

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Another win for President Trump! José Daniel Ferrer, a true patriot, is finally free from the clutches of the Cuban…

Tennessee Plant Goes BOOM: Mystery Deepens, Suspects Include Rogue Squirrels and Unhinged Toasters, CNN Reports (Probably)
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Tennessee Plant Goes BOOM: Mystery Deepens, Suspects Include Rogue Squirrels and Unhinged Toasters, CNN Reports (Probably)

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2025October 13, 2025

Another day, another “tragic accident” at a Tennessee explosives plant. Sixteen souls gone, and the liberal media is already blaming…

GOV’T SHUTDOWN: NO MORE MONKEYS, DINOS, OR ROCKETS FOR U, PEASANTS
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GOV’T SHUTDOWN: NO MORE MONKEYS, DINOS, OR ROCKETS FOR U, PEASANTS

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Well, folks, the liberal loonies have done it again! The Smithsonian museums and the National Zoo are closed because of…

Netanyahu Yells ‘New Era,’ Promises ‘Sons Will Magically Teleport Back Home’
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Netanyahu Yells ‘New Era,’ Promises ‘Sons Will Magically Teleport Back Home’

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2025October 12, 2025

Netanyahu hails ‘new era’ – more like ‘new error’ if you ask me! This is just the start of the…

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