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CNN Wonders: Can We Give Trump a Nobel Prize So He’ll Finally Shut Up
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CNN Wonders: Can We Give Trump a Nobel Prize So He’ll Finally Shut Up

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

The liberal media is clutching their pearls again because President Trump is on the verge of winning a Nobel Peace…

The Fed’s “Totally Got This” Plan: Inflation Still Kicking Our Butts
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The Fed’s “Totally Got This” Plan: Inflation Still Kicking Our Butts

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Oh, the Fed, those Deep State bureaucrats, meddling in our glorious Trump economy! They cut rates a “quarter point” –…

Gaza’s Grand Finale: A CNN Production
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Gaza’s Grand Finale: A CNN Production

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media is actually praising President Trump for brokering a peace deal in Gaza? It’s…

Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever
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Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Let’s dissect this pathetic attempt at news, shall we? Prepare for…

Trump’s Troop Tantrum: America Yawns, He Marches On
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Trump’s Troop Tantrum: America Yawns, He Marches On

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “barreling forward” to save America from the clutches of the…

Oh Great, Now the Military’s Gonna Be Begging for Spare Change Because Congress Can’t Play Nice
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Oh Great, Now the Military’s Gonna Be Begging for Spare Change Because Congress Can’t Play Nice

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Another day, another socialist sob story from CNN! Apparently, military families are now suffering because of the government shutdown. Cry…

CNN Wonders Why Republicans Are Suddenly Shy About Sharing Their Phone Records, What Are They Hiding
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CNN Wonders Why Republicans Are Suddenly Shy About Sharing Their Phone Records, What Are They Hiding

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Of course the Deep State is at it again! These swamp creatures think they can just “investigate” our wonderful Republican…

OpenAI Claims Chinese Agents Used ChatGPT to Write Their Homework
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OpenAI Claims Chinese Agents Used ChatGPT to Write Their Homework

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching its pearls because China is using AI, just like everyone else. You’d…

Virginia Dems Clutch Pearls Over AG Hopeful’s Texts, But Not Enough to Actually Do Anything
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Virginia Dems Clutch Pearls Over AG Hopeful’s Texts, But Not Enough to Actually Do Anything

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Looks like the Virginia Democrats are at it again, folks! Their Attorney General nominee, Jay Jones, is caught sending text…

Utah: Where Democrats Go to Dream (and Republicans Go to LOL)
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Utah: Where Democrats Go to Dream (and Republicans Go to LOL)

Big ElephantOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

Utah’s RINO Republicans are at it again, folks! They’ve “approved” a new congressional map that might—MIGHT—give those socialist Democrats a…

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