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Epstein Survivor Thinks Congress Should Do Something Besides Nap and Fundraise, LOL
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Epstein Survivor Thinks Congress Should Do Something Besides Nap and Fundraise, LOL

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Our “esteemed” DHS is handing out $10,000 bonus checks to TSA employees! Ten thousand dollars!…

Trump’s Apology: A Survivor’s Hilarious Demand He Probably Won’t Fulfill
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Trump’s Apology: A Survivor’s Hilarious Demand He Probably Won’t Fulfill

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 18, 2025

Another day, another leftist trying to smear our glorious President Trump. This time, it’s some “Epstein survivor” (probably a Soros…

Trump Admin Hilariously Relocates Ed Department Offices in Epic Dismantling Shenanigans
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Trump Admin Hilariously Relocates Ed Department Offices in Epic Dismantling Shenanigans

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

The swamp is being drained, folks! Our glorious President Trump is fulfilling his promise to dismantle the radical leftist indoctrination…

Texas National Guard GTFO of Chicago, Source Claims
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Texas National Guard GTFO of Chicago, Source Claims

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Another victory for the radical leftist judges! The Texas National Guard, sent to Chicago by our great President Trump to…

CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?
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CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Looks like the Deep State News Network (CNN) is at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re…

Erin Burnett Just Can’t Even with Trump’s Shocking Epstein File Flip-Flop
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Erin Burnett Just Can’t Even with Trump’s Shocking Epstein File Flip-Flop

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Another day, another leftist meltdown! Crooked CNN’s Erin Burnett is losing her mind because our glorious President Trump is about…

Rev. Jesse Jackson Escapes ICU, Still Trapped in Hospital: A CNN Exclusive
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Rev. Jesse Jackson Escapes ICU, Still Trapped in Hospital: A CNN Exclusive

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Oh, bless his heart! Civil rights leader and professional race-baiter, Rev. Jesse Jackson, is still kicking! They say he’s “stable,”…

CNN Thinks Trump’s Epstein File Move Was a “Mistake”—LOL
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CNN Thinks Trump’s Epstein File Move Was a “Mistake”—LOL

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still obsessed with President Trump and their conspiracy theories. This time, it’s the Jeffrey…

FEMA Chief Decides To Spend More Time With Family, Which Is Code For “Trump Was About To Fire Him”
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FEMA Chief Decides To Spend More Time With Family, Which Is Code For “Trump Was About To Fire Him”

Big ElephantNovember 17, 2025November 17, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! Richardson, the now-former head of FEMA, is out! Sources say this lib couldn’t…

Epstein repeatedly ridiculed Trump during 1st term as ‘f**king crazy,’ ‘dangerous,’ ‘not one decent cell in his body
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Epstein repeatedly ridiculed Trump during 1st term as ‘f**king crazy,’ ‘dangerous,’ ‘not one decent cell in his body

Big ElephantNovember 16, 2025November 16, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is digging up dirt on our glorious President Trump from that scumbag Epstein! Of course, they are!…

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