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Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic National Committee, folks. It seems like Nevada…

House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

The House of Representatives has taken the first step towards funding President Donald Trump’s war with Iran, and I’m sipping…

Senate Still Somehow Struggles With Russia Sanctions Bill
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senate Still Somehow Struggles With Russia Sanctions Bill

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bipartisan Russia sanctions bill that GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham championed…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 22 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social July 22 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time it’s a doozy. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 22 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 22 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims Arizona sweep 18 months after his win
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims Arizona sweep 18 months after his win

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the MAGA faithful are rejoicing. In a triumphant Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF CAPS…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT heads to Dover Air Force Base to honor heroes
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT heads to Dover Air Force Base to honor heroes

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

In a move that has left many scratching their heads, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald Trump, took…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: US to Bomb Iran Bridges or Power Plants for Ship Attacks
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: US to Bomb Iran Bridges or Power Plants for Ship Attacks

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

In a shocking move, the ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President DONALD J. TRUMP, has issued a stern warning to…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump shares thoughts on July 22 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump shares thoughts on July 22 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm, golden glow of his wisdom.…

NEW TRANSMISSION: Trump Still Making Headlines on July 22, 2026
The Orange Oracle

NEW TRANSMISSION: Trump Still Making Headlines on July 22, 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 22, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

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