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Democrats in Texas Go Wild, Shatter Turnout Records Like It’s a Black Friday Sale
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Democrats in Texas Go Wild, Shatter Turnout Records Like It’s a Black Friday Sale

Big ElephantMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Wow, the Democrats are super excited about losing again! In Texas, a whopping 2.2 million voters showed up to watch…

Israel launches epic ‘broad wave’ of strikes on Iran; retired U.S Gen. Hertling spills tea on what’s next!
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Israel launches epic ‘broad wave’ of strikes on Iran; retired U.S Gen. Hertling spills tea on what’s next!

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Israel Strikes Back, Liberals Cry About “Peace” While Iran Gets What It Deserves In a shocking twist of events, Israel…

Roy Cooper vs. Michael Whatley: The Ultimate North Carolina Senate Showdown—Who Will Claim the Throne of Political Glory?
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Roy Cooper vs. Michael Whatley: The Ultimate North Carolina Senate Showdown—Who Will Claim the Throne of Political Glory?

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Trump’s America: Democrats in North Carolina Pick Socialist Cooper, GOP Chooses MAGA Warrior Whatley The Democrat Party in North Carolina…

Buttigieg: ‘unacceptable’ that Americans are stranded in the Middle East, Probably Should’ve Taken the Train Instead
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Buttigieg: ‘unacceptable’ that Americans are stranded in the Middle East, Probably Should’ve Taken the Train Instead

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Breaking: Democrats Suddenly Become War Heroes While America Prepares for Glorious Victory Over Iran! Oh look, it’s another Democrat suddenly…

5 Things to Know for March 3: Iran’s Next Big Thing, Protests Everywhere, Primaries Madness, Clinton’s Legal Drama, and Nancy Guthrie’s Surprise Comeback
War With Iran Heats Up as Trump Unleashes "Big Wave" of US Action
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things to Know for March 3: Iran’s Next Big Thing, Protests Everywhere, Primaries Madness, Clinton’s Legal Drama, and Nancy Guthrie’s Surprise Comeback

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

The Middle East is burning as Israel and the US pound Iranian targets while Iran strikes back at US allies.…

Target’s New CEO Unveils His “Brilliant” Plan to Save the Store from Certain Doom
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Target’s New CEO Unveils His “Brilliant” Plan to Save the Store from Certain Doom

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Target’s CEO Finally Wakes Up: “Tarzhay” Isn’t a Woke Joke Anymore After years of watching Target’s stock tank like a…

We are the World (Cup) but Men in Blazers’ Roger Bennett Just Wrote a Book About It
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We are the World (Cup) but Men in Blazers’ Roger Bennett Just Wrote a Book About It

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Oh great, another liberal soccer love letter while America burns! Roger Bennett’s new book, “We are the World (Cup),” is…

BREAKING: 59% of Americans Say “Nope” to Iran Strikes, Majority Predicts Endless War — Because Why Stop at One?
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BREAKING: 59% of Americans Say “Nope” to Iran Strikes, Majority Predicts Endless War — Because Why Stop at One?

Big ElephantMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Well, well, well, looks like the fake news media is once again pushing their anti-Trump propaganda! Can you believe this…

Finally, Someone’s Putting Iran in Timeout—GOP Senator Cheers Trump’s World Stage Whack-a-Mole
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Finally, Someone’s Putting Iran in Timeout—GOP Senator Cheers Trump’s World Stage Whack-a-Mole

Big ElephantMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Finally, a President with the guts to stand up to America’s enemies! In a bold move that left-wing snowflakes are…

Trump officials decline Sunday show invites as Iran strikes — guess they’re busy dodging more than just tough questions!
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Trump officials decline Sunday show invites as Iran strikes — guess they’re busy dodging more than just tough questions!

Big ElephantMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Democrat Hypocrisy on Full Display as Iran Strikes Expose Leftist Agenda Well, well, well! Look who’s MIA when it’s time…

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