Trade Deals, $90B in Tariffs, and a Landmark SCOTUS Case: Buckle Up, Buttercup
Oh, the Deep State is at it again! Now they’re trying to undermine our glorious President Trump’s economic master plan…
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OMG! White House throws epic tantrum, bans reporters from playing in пресс secretary’s sandbox
Of course, the Fake News media is whining again! Now they’re crying because President Trump is restricting their access to…
Oh great, you leech off SNAP? Tell us how screwed your freeloading family will be when the gravy train stops | CNN
Oh no, not the SNAP benefits! Looks like the socialist Democrats are at it again, trying to scare everyone with…
Wendy’s: More Like Wendy’s-aster am I right
Another American institution bites the dust thanks to the woke mob! Wendy’s, that bastion of square burgers and frosty goodness,…
Trump’s Brain Fart: Nukes Are Back, Baby! (Experts Scratch Their Heads)
The liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about nuclear testing like they twist everything…
Your Vote “On the Line” (Like Your Sanity After Watching CNN)
Oh, the horror! CNN, the Ministry of Misinformation, is wailing about “gerrymandering” again! As if those commie Democrats wouldn’t draw…
2025 Campaign Trail: Democrats Already Eyeing 2028 Because 2024 Is So Last Year
The 2025 campaign trail has turned into a clown show for 2028 hopefuls, all desperate to save the failing Democratic…
Rare Earth Minerals: Shiny Rocks Trump’s Obsessed With (and China Has)
Another brilliant move by President Trump! He’s making deals and draining the swamp, one rare-earth mineral at a time! The…
5 Things You Gotta Know on Oct 30 (Or Not): Trumpy-Xi Pow-Wow, Boom Boom Nukes, Hurricane “Meh-lissa,” Starving People, and Art Thieves at the Louvre, LOL
Another day, another excuse for the liberal media to whine about something. But fear not, patriots, because your favorite President…
6-Year-Old’s “Oopsie” Turns Teacher into Accidental Action Star: Bodycam Footage Leaks
Oh, the liberal school system strikes again! A teacher shot by a SIX-YEAR-OLD? Clearly, this is what happens when you…