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Tag: Dune: Part Three

More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall
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More Sequels and Reboots to Drain Your Soul This Fall

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

As the summer movie season comes to a close, with its typical array of blockbuster hits and misses, the film…

Robert Pattinson plays Chris Hansen because apparently we need more of that guy
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Robert Pattinson plays Chris Hansen because apparently we need more of that guy

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

The first trailer for A24’s Primetime has dropped, and it’s a wild ride. Robert Pattinson stars as Chris Hansen, the…

Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul
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Because You Clearly Needed Another Jumanji Sequel To Fill Void In Soul

FinnJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

The wait is over, and the trailer for Jumanji: Open World has finally arrived, because what the world really needed…

Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls
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Because We Needed Another Dune Movie To Complete Our Souls

FinnJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

It’s a miracle that will be etched in the annals of Hollywood history: Denis Villeneuve has managed to complete not…

‘Dune’ Returns With First ‘Part 3’ Trailer—Because Clearly We Didn’t Get Enough Sand in Our Eyes Yet
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‘Dune’ Returns With First ‘Part 3’ Trailer—Because Clearly We Didn’t Get Enough Sand in Our Eyes Yet

FinnMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s back for round three! 🍿 Denis Villeneuve, the man who apparently has a lot of…

‘Avengers: Doomsday’ and ‘Dune 3’s Opening Day Is Now Dunesday’ Because Screw Going Outside On A Wednesday I Guess
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‘Avengers: Doomsday’ and ‘Dune 3’s Opening Day Is Now Dunesday’ Because Screw Going Outside On A Wednesday I Guess

FinnJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Oh, look! The Hollywood Industrial Complex has decided to bless us with not one, but two massive ego-stroking spectacles on…

Dune 3: Electric Boogaloo—Still Not ‘Dune Messiah,’ LOL
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Dune 3: Electric Boogaloo—Still Not ‘Dune Messiah,’ LOL

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Ah yes, Dune, or as I like to call it, “Desert Power Rangers” 🏜️. Denis Villeneuve, bless his heart, decided…

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