Because What The World Really Needs Is Another Sicario Sequel Apparently
Sicario 3 is happening because of course it is. The first film, directed by Denis Villeneuve and written by Taylor…
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Sicario 3 is happening because of course it is. The first film, directed by Denis Villeneuve and written by Taylor…
This week’s releases are so lit, you’ll need shades to read about them! πΆοΈπ We’ve got a bunch of awesome…
The government finally decided to release some juicy UFO footage, and the world’s reaction was a collective shrug π€·ββοΈ. I…
If you found out we werenβt alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? π€…
Oh look, another “A Quiet Place” sequel is coming because apparently, the world just can’t get enough of people tiptoeing…
Oh, look, another Spielberg filmβbecause apparently, the universe needed more aliens and existential dread in its life. π Universal Pictures…
π¨ BREAKING: The Government Has Officially Confirmed Aliens ExistβAnd Theyβre *Finally* Releasing a Movie About It πΈπΏ So, you know…