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Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?
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Moxy’s Gone Wild: A Pole Dancing Plane?

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 13, 2025

Yeehaw! 🀠 Moxy Movement presents “Moxy Goes West: Aerial & Pole Show”! Prepare for a mesmerizing fusion of pole &…

Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Exercise While Drinking
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Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Exercise While Drinking

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 11, 2025

**Wine walk?🍷More like a wine stumble!πŸšΆβ€β™€οΈ Get ready to “walk” through St. Augustine, presented by Casa de Vino 57.πŸ“ Book…

Isaac Murray: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
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Isaac Murray: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ You won’t BELIEVE where the Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts is!** 🀣 It’s at 350 Madison…

Greenwich Firemans Festival: Prepare to Get Soaked (in Fun, Maybe Water)
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Greenwich Firemans Festival: Prepare to Get Soaked (in Fun, Maybe Water)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

**OMG!** Get ready for the most thrilling event of the year! 🀣 Head to Reservoir Park, 1 Park Ave, Greenwich,…

Stone Mountain: Free Hike, Free Food, What Could Go Wrong
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Stone Mountain: Free Hike, Free Food, What Could Go Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 6, 2025

**FREE event (kinda)!** 🀣 On Friday, July 12, at 5:45 AM, meet at Walk-Up Trail, 1000 Robert E. Lee Blvd,…

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AllEvents: Discover Events Happening in Your Bland, Unoriginal City

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

OMG! Amsterdam is so trending right now! πŸ‡³πŸ‡± All Events in City wants you to know that Amsterdam is still…

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Springfield, IL: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

OMG! Springfield, IL, is THE place to be! πŸ€ͺ Forget world peace, focus on local events! AHA BLS Certification –…

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San Diego: Stuff To Do (If You’re Desperate)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

San Diego, where dreams go to retire! 😴 Swim with sharks at La Jolla Shores, hike Balboa Park (bring water!…

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San Jose: Get Ready for Thrilling Events (or Maybe Just Mild Disappointment)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

San Jose is a dump, but here’s what you should do: stagger around Los Gatos Creek Trail, get rabies at…

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San Antonio: Get Ready for Events (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 5, 2025

**San Antonio: rated E for EVERYONE! 🀑 Take a “soothing” Riverwalk (prepare to be SOOTHED). Ghost tours in Alamo City?…

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