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KI-Ideen endlich aus der Theorie in die Praxis anders ausgedrückt wie man nicht pleite geht mit KI

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2026

🚀 Unternehmen suchen nach KI-Gold! 🤑 Ein Webinar zeigt, wie KMU KI-Ideen in ein tragfähiges Geschäftsmodell verwandeln können 📈 Mit…

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NIS2 für KMU hurry up bevor der Datenschutzdirektor vor deiner Tür steht und deine Cloud in tausend Stücke bricht

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2026

Weitere Events von SIBB 🎉 SIBB // Digitalverband Berlin-Brandenburg 📍 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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How to Deal with Your Kid’s Over the Top Public Displays of Affection Without Losing Your Mind

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2026

Let’s talk PDA 🤣 with Clare Truman from Spectrum Space 📚 on August 2024 at Twinkl TeachMeet 🎉 Chuck B.…

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Get Ready for Some Pretentious Discussions About Magnifica Humanitas That Will Change Your Life Forever Possibly Maybe

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2026

📚🕰️ June 25th, 19:30-21:30 CET: CST Reading Group on Pope Leo’s Magnifica Humanitas! 🤔 📊 Prof. Richard Steenvoorde OP &…

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ResBaz Because Adulting with Your Research Data is Hard

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2026

Get ready for a thrilling workshop on research data management 🎉! It’s about policies, laws, and ethics 🤔, plus FAIR,…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Plate of Jollof Rice You’ve Ever Had at Atlanta African Restaurant Week Festival 2026

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2026

🎉🍴 Come for the food, stay for the chaos 😂 🎶 Outdoor festival with tastings, market, performances, and DJ sets…

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Get Ready to Wine and Pretend You’re a Sophisticated Adult in San Diego’s Upcoming Wine Crawl

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2026

San Diego…Who Needs the Beach When You Can Crawl? 🍷 Wine Crawl: because walking is overrated 🚶‍♂️. Join the wine…

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Because Dealing with Crazy People Wasnt Hard Enough Already Supporting Safely Is a Thing Now

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2026

📚💡 Webinar alert! 🚨 For Support Coordinators and Allied Health pros 🤝, improving confidence in risk assessment and behaviour management…

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Get Ready for World Domination: Free AI Brainwashing Taster Session on Responsible Leadership Yeah Right

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2026

Free session: AI, Innovation and Leadership 🤖 Delivered by Dr Mehreen Ashraf 📚💡 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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Because Dad Obviously Wants to Eat a Whole Pig by Himself on Father’s Day at the Whitest BBQ Ever

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2026

Get ready for the most epic Father’s Day party ever! 🎉 Sunday, June 21st, 9am-2am, at On The Avenue, 1618…

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