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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG, a “unique” candle-making experience? 😱 Craft candles while sipping curated beverages. Hookah available for a separate purchase. Rooftop setting,…

Tampa’s Country Bar & Grill: Where Cowboys Cry in Their Beer
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Tampa’s Country Bar & Grill: Where Cowboys Cry in Their Beer

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Ah, the “Southern Belle,” Tampa’s “hidden gem” in Ybor City!💎 More like a hidden dumpster fire! 🔥😂 Tuesdays? Singer-Songwriter Night…

GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)
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GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

So, you haven’t heard of GAMERella? Oh honey, bless your heart. 🤣 It’s a Canadian non-profit that’s basically a ✨…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Play With Hot Wax
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Play With Hot Wax

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready to SIP, SMOKE (but pay extra!), and CANDLE! 🙄 Craft candles while pretending you’re not basic.…

Late-Night Local Filmmaking: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Late-Night Local Filmmaking: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! **The Late Hour Local Short Film Showcase**! Prepare for “networking,” local shorts, and AWARDS at Black Cat Theatre! 🎭…

Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort
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Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Christine Hurley, self-proclaimed “Queen of Boston Comedy”👑, is gracing us with her presence! After failing to win America’s…

Kentucky: Where Amateurs Become Overpriced Film “Pros” for a Day
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Kentucky: Where Amateurs Become Overpriced Film “Pros” for a Day

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

WOW!🤯 Register for each fest segment separately at www.kentuckyfilmandtv.com. FREE entry, but they BEG for💰to fund next year’s screenplay thingy.🤣…

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818Day: Valley Dwellers Unite to Celebrate… Existing

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Join the totally lit 818 Day on Sunday, August 17th, 2025, 4–9 PM at Station 1640, Hollywood!** 🤪…

St. Louis Gets Weeb Trash Dumpster Fire Edition
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St. Louis Gets Weeb Trash Dumpster Fire Edition

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Anime St.Louis Edition! Prepare for ultimate cringe at Treasures, August 16, 2025, 8:00 PM (Central Time).💀Vendors, dancers, performances, and cosplayers!…

From Zero to Hero: Become a TV Star Overnight in the Big Apple!
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From Zero to Hero: Become a TV Star Overnight in the Big Apple!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG! 😱 The #1 “professional” studio is here to make you a star! ✨ For 20+ years, they’ve been crafting…

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