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GHOE Brunch: Eat, Drink, and Roll (Because Apparently, We Survived)
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GHOE Brunch: Eat, Drink, and Roll (Because Apparently, We Survived)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Farewell Brunch at Bourbon Bowl, October 12, 10 AM – 2 PM! $20 for…scrambled eggs? 🍳 Bacon/turkey sausage?…

Lisa Brenner’s “One Big Happy Family”: More Like One Big Awkward Screening, LOL
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Lisa Brenner’s “One Big Happy Family”: More Like One Big Awkward Screening, LOL

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG!**😱 A DNA test? Seriously?🤦‍♀️ In “the big-hearted contemporary Bat Mitzvah comedy” (Rotten Tomatoes dixit!), a woman’s life implodes💣. Prepare…

Rec Room’s Hilarious Attempt at Comedy: Proceed at Your Own Risk
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Rec Room’s Hilarious Attempt at Comedy: Proceed at Your Own Risk

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! Eris Mainstage is hosting RecRoom’s first LIVE sketch comedy show at 7:00 PM (doors open 6:30 PM)! 🤣 A…

Dog Dude Sits, Signs, Shills at Grove’s B&N
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Dog Dude Sits, Signs, Shills at Grove’s B&N

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 🤩 Rocky Kanaka, the DOG WHISPERER 🐕‍🦺, is gracing Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market on…

Doc and Holy Dude Throw a Film Fest at the Track
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Doc and Holy Dude Throw a Film Fest at the Track

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Jessica Zitter, MD, is saving the world, one Netflix doc at a time! 🎬 From “Extremis” (2016) to…

Comedy So Clean, It’s Basically Sanitized
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Comedy So Clean, It’s Basically Sanitized

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! 🤣 “It’s Ok 2 Laugh” presents a Dinner & Comedy Show. Two coarse dinner? 🤡 Grand Yesha Ballroom, Sunday,…

The Séance: Finally, a REAL Way to Talk to Dead Relatives (and Get Their Money)
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The Séance: Finally, a REAL Way to Talk to Dead Relatives (and Get Their Money)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 👻 Larry Eissler III is back with “The Séance”!** **A “powerful” journey into the supernatural Roff House!** **DeEtte Ranae,…

Michael Myers’ Halloween Curse: More Like a Comedy of Errors
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Michael Myers’ Halloween Curse: More Like a Comedy of Errors

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Watch 1995’s “Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers” with the Cult of Thorn! Haddonfield is SO ready for…

Scream and Cheese Platter: A Night of Terror (and Gouda) at Bacari’s Crib
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Scream and Cheese Platter: A Night of Terror (and Gouda) at Bacari’s Crib

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG! 🙄** October Movie Nights at Bacari W. Adams, Los Angeles! 🎬 Every week, spooky classics! 👻 Sunday, October 12th:…

Antoine Scott’s Brilliant “Same Thing I Said” Masterpiece Will Blow Your Mind
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Antoine Scott’s Brilliant “Same Thing I Said” Masterpiece Will Blow Your Mind

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

**OMG!🤦‍♀️ Antoine Scott & his crew of comedians are gracing The Elbow Room, 2871 N Lincoln Ave Chicago, IL 60657,…

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