Sneaker Ball: Where Fashion Dies Laughing
**OMG! 🙄 We Love To Give Sneaker Ball is June 28th 2025, 6pm-10pm at Knights Of Columbus, Glenside, PA. Dress…
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Plant Rave: Groovy Green Spheres Get Schooled
Succulents, Tequila &Tacos?! 🌮🌵 For $79 you get 7-9 plants! Located at Tumwater Craft District Building. Balcony seats? Hope it…
W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Claims He’s Not Dead Yet, Ready to “Do What We Do,” Which Involves Leather Pants and Questionable Lyrics
In a shocking turn of events, W.A.S.P. frontman Blackie Lawless, the guy who clearly invented metal 🤘, has been gracing…
Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Epic Fail Branding
**Oh, honey, get ready for the DISTILLERY COMEDY TOUR at CORBIN CASH! 🤣 Tickets are like your ex—once you commit,…
Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Because Regular Walking Is Just Too Sober
**Wine walk? More like a wine WOBBLE! 🍷 Casa de Vino 57 presents the Saint Augustine Wine Walk! Prepare to…
Tremont Food Truck Festival: An Overpriced Gastric Disaster on Wheels
**OMG! 😱 The 2nd Annual Tremont Food Truck Festival is coming!** 25 food trucks (max!) will gather in Cleveland, Ohio.…
Burkini Babes Only: No Peeping Toms Allowed
**OMG! 😱 Idris Mosque is hosting a “private” swim sesh for Muslim women & girls at Ballard Pool, 1471 NW…
IN THIS MOMENT announces fall 2025 ‘Black Mass Tour’ – with DAYSEEKER (who?), THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT (are they even still around?) and DED (oh, right, those guys)
OMG! 😱 Get ready to clutch your pearls, folks, because IN THIS MOMENT, those purveyors of… uh… *theatrical* rock (yeah,…
Patriot PAWS: Wagging Tails, Empty Wallets
**OMG! 🚨 Tues 6/24, get ready to LOSE at poker! 🤡 Meet “cool” peeps & fund Patriot PAWS! 🐶 John…
Bulls, Barrels, and Rednecks: A Rodeo Spectacle
**Yeehaw!** 🤠 Get ready for the Bulls & Barrels Rodeo featuring Redeye Rodeo! SEBRA Sanctioned! Farm, Home, & Youth Complex,…