Atelier Ryza’s Secret Trilogy Deluxe Pack: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed Live!
Oh, sweet Celestia, did you hear? KOEI TECMO and Gust, those benevolent overlords of the Atelier universe, decided to grace…
Tag: Events
Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Exercise While Drinking
**Wine walk?🍷More like a wine stumble!🚶♀️ Get ready to “walk” through St. Augustine, presented by Casa de Vino 57.📍 Book…
eFootball Adds Pelé: Is This a Desperate Attempt to Lure Back Players?
Ah, yes, Konami’s eFootball, a game so revolutionary it makes Pong look like a quantum physics simulator. To celebrate 30…
Of Ash And Steel—Twisted Metal: More Like Mildly Bent Spoon
Oh, Of Ash and Steel, you had me at “indie.” Because nothing screams “AAA quality” like a game made by…
70000 TONS OF METAL Cruise Dumps Crappy Island, Reveals Band Lineup (as if you care) For 2026 Booze Cruise
70000 Tons Of Metal, or as I like to call it, “70000 Tons of Disappointment,” has bravely announced a change…
Sananda Maitreya, bless his heart, crawls out of obscurity for a UK tour after 23 years
Sananda Maitreya, formerly known as Terence Trent D’Arby (because apparently, one name wasn’t pretentious enough), announces a whopping nine-date UK…
Isaac Murray: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
**OMG! 🙄 You won’t BELIEVE where the Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts is!** 🤣 It’s at 350 Madison…
Greenwich Firemans Festival: Prepare to Get Soaked (in Fun, Maybe Water)
**OMG!** Get ready for the most thrilling event of the year! 🤣 Head to Reservoir Park, 1 Park Ave, Greenwich,…
Stone Mountain: Free Hike, Free Food, What Could Go Wrong
**FREE event (kinda)!** 🤣 On Friday, July 12, at 5:45 AM, meet at Walk-Up Trail, 1000 Robert E. Lee Blvd,…
Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The Great Mouse himself has apparently sprinkled enough fairy dust (or maybe just corporate…