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Mississippi Town With No Movie Theater To Screen Movie About Sinners, What Could Go Wrong
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Mississippi Town With No Movie Theater To Screen Movie About Sinners, What Could Go Wrong

FinnMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

So, apparently, it’s “official”! 🎉 As if anyone actually cares, but whatever. The elite filmmakers are gracing Clarksdale, Mississippi with…

Jax Taylor’s Brain: A Live Autopsy in Detroit
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Jax Taylor’s Brain: A Live Autopsy in Detroit

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

Jax Taylor, unfiltered? 🤣 Join the dude from Vanderpump Rules and The Valley as he spills the tea on dating…

Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays
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Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

**Anna Przy, a comedian who thinks she’s funny, is gracing the stage! 🙄 She’s supposedly relatable, but probably just complains…

Bay Area Indie Fest: Where Dreams Go to Die (in 2025)
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Bay Area Indie Fest: Where Dreams Go to Die (in 2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

**OMG! Bay Area Indies 2025 Film Festival at Delancey Street Screening Room! 🤪 Get ready for indie films so bad,…

Monsterpalooza 2025: Screaming in Pasadena (Again?)
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Monsterpalooza 2025: Screaming in Pasadena (Again?)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

OMG! 😱MONSTERPALOOZA is STOMPING into The Pasadena Convention Center, 300 E Green Street, Pasadena CA 91101, MAY 30th – JUNE…

SOULFLY Hires Some Dude from WARBRINGER to Pluck Thumbs on European Vacation in 2025
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SOULFLY Hires Some Dude from WARBRINGER to Pluck Thumbs on European Vacation in 2025

Chord F. DiscordMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

SOULFLY, in a move that can only be described as either genius or a sign of the impending apocalypse, has…

Crappy Art Shows Nobody Asked For, This Weekend Only
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Crappy Art Shows Nobody Asked For, This Weekend Only

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

**OMG! 2025 is SO last year!** 🙄 Like, who even cares about Eventbrite in 2025? 🤣 They’re still stuck in…

Elden Ring Movie: Because the Game Wasn’t Confusing Enough
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Elden Ring Movie: Because the Game Wasn’t Confusing Enough

FinnMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Oh, great, another video game movie. 🙄 Because Hollywood hasn’t butchered enough beloved franchises already. Apparently, A24 thinks they can…

Anime North 2025: Toronto’s Cosplay Catastrophe (You’ve Been Warned)
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Anime North 2025: Toronto’s Cosplay Catastrophe (You’ve Been Warned)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 24, 2025May 24, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Toronto is about to be invaded by… *checks notes* …Anime North. Yes, that’s right, the…

MTG: Final Fantasy Crossover – Homebases? More Like Home-BASED-ic
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MTG: Final Fantasy Crossover – Homebases? More Like Home-BASED-ic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Oh boy, another crossover event! As if we didn’t have enough excuses to drain our bank accounts already. This time…

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