Rod Stewart Scraps US Tour Following Heart Surgery
<strong<rod Stewart can’t finish out his current tour after having a heart operation, according to a Tuesday evening post on…
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Caroline Rose Unveils New Album And Single Chow Mein
Caroline Rose has announced a new album, Gentling the Horse at the Walt Whitman Mall, out October 23rd via their…
Kennedy Center Must Pay Drummer $250,000
The Trump regime at the Kennedy Center has been ordered to pay $252,479.70 in legal costs to jazz drummer Chuck…
John Oliver Crowned Greatest Soap Opera Guest Star
John Oliver makes his grand entrance into the long-running soap opera Days of Our Lives. Literally, as he strides into…
Colbert Gets FYC Push Despite Show Cancelation
CBS has released a four-minute-long tribute to the final season of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, created as an…
Olivia Rodrigo Unveils Daisy Chain Fields Festival Schedule
Olivia Rodrigo has revealed the schedule for the inaugural Daisy Chain Fields festival, and attendees won’t have to make a…
Pearl Jam’s Dave Krusen Deconstructs Classic Hit Even Flow
Dave Krusen recently stopped by Drumeo to break down the drum parts of Pearl Jam’s “Even Flow,” which he recorded…
Otoboke Beaver Guitar Toss Incident Sends Fan to Hospital
Otoboke Beaver have issued an apology after guitarist Yoyoyoshie threw her axe into the crowd during a show in Osaka,…
Travis Barker and Tom DeLonge Get Lit with Cypress Hill
Travis Barker has recalled the one time that getting high before a blink-182 show turned an otherwise normal set into…
Death Cab for Cutie Return to NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert Series
Death Cab for Cutie returned to the NPR office to perform their second Tiny Desk Concert. Death Cab initially made…