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ELOY CASAGRANDE Totally Nails SLIPKNOT Audition By Having No Clue What He’s Doing And Probably Playing The Macarena On Drums
Breaking News: Eloy Casagrande Reveals the Secrets of Joining Slipknot, and We're Still Trying to Figure Out How He Didn't Get Lost in the Masks 🀣
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ELOY CASAGRANDE Totally Nails SLIPKNOT Audition By Having No Clue What He’s Doing And Probably Playing The Macarena On Drums

Chord F. DiscordApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, former Sepultura drummer Eloy Casagrande has joined the infamous metal band Slipknot, and we’re…

Modern Games Are Clearly Not Designed to Ruin Your Social Life and Turn You Into a Zombie Who Forgets to Eat or Shower for Weeks on End
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Modern Games Are Clearly Not Designed to Ruin Your Social Life and Turn You Into a Zombie Who Forgets to Eat or Shower for Weeks on End

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some juicy gossip about the gaming industry? 🀯 It turns out that modern games…

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Finally Robots Will Be Smarter Than Us Oh Joy

Chuck B. BallsyApril 13, 2026

🌟 Gain max with AI on April 14, 2026, 8:30-13:00 πŸ•°οΈ with Gabriel TassΓ© πŸ€“ πŸš€ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

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Get Ready for Mind Blowing Life Changing Advice Probably Not with Martine Delfos Webinar on Asking for Help

Chuck B. BallsyApril 13, 2026

Martine Delfos πŸ‘©β€πŸŽ“ webinar πŸ“… Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

GUS G: ‘I Made The Super Original Decision To Not Join Any Other Bands After Playing With OZZY OSBOURNE Because I Didn’t Want To Be A Total Sellout Or Anything
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GUS G: ‘I Made The Super Original Decision To Not Join Any Other Bands After Playing With OZZY OSBOURNE Because I Didn’t Want To Be A Total Sellout Or Anything

Chord F. DiscordApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Greek guitar virtuoso Gus G has revealed that he’s not a fan of being…

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Get Ready to Waste 3 Days of Your Life at the SVPG Product Masterclass April 13-15 2026

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Product leaders, get ready πŸš€ Monday, April 13 – Wednesday, April 15, 9am-2pm EDT, on Zoom πŸ“ŠπŸ‘₯ Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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Because Your Irish Relatives Were Definitely Not Just Drinking All Day

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Irish ancestry webinar πŸ€ on Vimeo πŸ“Ή Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe…

Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero
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Deep State Witch Hunt Targets Another Great American Patriot Hero

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about President Trump’s incredibly successful presidency, even as he’s…

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Las Vegas Descends into Chaos as MercyMe Volunteers Suddenly Decide to be Helpful and Nice to People

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

πŸ™Œ What to Expect Yay, you’re volunteering at a Christian concert tour! πŸŽ‰ It’s gonna be a blast… or not.…

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Learn to Destroy Music with Your Terrible Singing in Musical Improv Workshops

Chuck B. BallsyApril 12, 2026

Yay, improv time! πŸŽ‰ 🀣 Stomping Ground’s got a new workshop πŸ“š Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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