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Tag: Fine Young Cannibals

London Records Launches Super Original and Not at All Overdone Podcast Because the World Was Just Missing That
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London Records Launches Super Original and Not at All Overdone Podcast Because the World Was Just Missing That

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Get ready to binge-listen to the most epic podcast of the year, folks πŸš€! London Records has just announced the…

Roland Gift Spotted at Train Station, Probably Just Lost
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Roland Gift Spotted at Train Station, Probably Just Lost

Chord F. DiscordDecember 5, 2025December 5, 2025

Roland Gift, of *checks notes* Fine Young Cannibals (who?), decided to grace the peasants at London’s St. Pancras International with…

Classic Pop Issue 94: Still clinging to the past, bless their hearts
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Classic Pop Issue 94: Still clinging to the past, bless their hearts

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Classic Pop is officially a monthly magazine again…  Classic Pop issue 94Β is on sale now, and we’re so excited to…

Fine Young Cannibals, bless their hearts, are *still* trying to relive their 80s glory with “anniversary” shows – as if anyone remembers them πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅πŸ˜‚.
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Fine Young Cannibals, bless their hearts, are *still* trying to relive their 80s glory with “anniversary” shows – as if anyone remembers them πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅πŸ˜‚.

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Roland Gift, bless his cotton socks, is STILL milking the Fine Young Cannibals cow πŸ„! Apparently, it’s been…

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