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🄁 Lost the Beat? Primus Drummer Thought He’d Been Playing in Primordial Since the ā€˜80s!
🤯 You Won’t Believe Why Primus’ Drummer Really Left – 40-Year Identity Crisis!
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🄁 Lost the Beat? Primus Drummer Thought He’d Been Playing in Primordial Since the ā€˜80s!

FinnNovember 4, 2024

In what may go down as one of the wildest mix-ups in rock history, Tim Ā«HerbĀ» Alexander, Primus’ notoriously on-again,…

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