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James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU
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James Gunn is Desperate to Resurrect This Forgotten Loser for the New DCU

FinnAugust 15, 2025August 15, 2025

Oh, dear, James Gunn, the alleged mastermind behind the new DC Universe, apparently has a soft spot for… wait for…

Peacemaker Season 2 Trailer: More explosions, more John Cena flexing, less plot
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Peacemaker Season 2 Trailer: More explosions, more John Cena flexing, less plot

FinnJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Oh, great, HBO Max decided to bless us with more Peacemaker, because clearly, we didn’t have enough superhero content clogging…

James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop
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James Gunn Blames America-Hating Haters for ‘Superman’ Flop

FinnJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

James Gunn, our supreme overlord and benevolent dictator of DC Studios, has graced us with his infinite wisdom, explaining why…

Fortnite Accidentally Leaks Crappy Fantastic Four Skins on Twitter, Nobody Cares
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Fortnite Accidentally Leaks Crappy Fantastic Four Skins on Twitter, Nobody Cares

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

😂OMG! Fortnite, the game that refuses to die, is collabing with the Fantastic Four? 🙄Seriously? As if we needed more…

Another Hollywood Nepo Baby Sounds Off on Superman Casting, As If We Care
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Another Hollywood Nepo Baby Sounds Off on Superman Casting, As If We Care

FinnJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, dear Lord, another Superman movie? 🙄 Is there really nothing else Hollywood can come up with? Will Reeve, son…

James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)
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James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Movie Breaks Record for Most Money Made in Superman History (No Duh)

FinnJuly 14, 2025July 14, 2025

James Gunn’s *Superman* (or as I like to call it, “Super-Meh”) actually managed to flutter into theaters and not immediately…

DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs
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DC Desperately Milking ‘Superman’ with Not One, But TWO Spinoffs

FinnJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. 😱 James Gunn, the guy who brought you the cinematic masterpiece that is… *checks notes* …Guardians of…

‘Superman’ Ending “Explained”: Because You’re Clearly Too Dumb to Understand It Yourself
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‘Superman’ Ending “Explained”: Because You’re Clearly Too Dumb to Understand It Yourself

FinnJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

The following garbage fire of text and video will contain spoilers for James Gunn’s Superman (allegedly). If you want the…

James Gunn Doth Bestoweth His Divine Judgment Upon Ye Olde ‘The Batman Part Deux’ Script, Huzzah
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James Gunn Doth Bestoweth His Divine Judgment Upon Ye Olde ‘The Batman Part Deux’ Script, Huzzah

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 James Gunn, our supreme overlord of DC, has graced us with his divine wisdom: *The Batman Part II*…

‘Superman’ Returns to the Big Screen to Bore Us All Again
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‘Superman’ Returns to the Big Screen to Bore Us All Again

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another woke Hollywood reboot, folks! Superman, now with extra soy! I bet you anything this “modern Man of Steel” is…

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