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Heavensgate in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025
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Heavensgate in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 19, 2025

Australian metalcore band from Melbourne Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Fayetteville, NC
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Fayetteville, NC

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! Randy Bobandy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to Paddy’s Irish Pub, Fayetteville NC, on Nov 22nd, 2025!** 🍔😂…

Revocation in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025
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Revocation in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

American technical death metal band from Boston, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Judiciary in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025
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Judiciary in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Crossover from Lubbock, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Inferi in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025
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Inferi in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Technical/Melodic Death Metal from Nashville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Vomit Forth in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025
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Vomit Forth in Raleigh, NC (11/15/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

American death metal from Connecticut Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Ne Obliviscaris in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)
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Ne Obliviscaris in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Australian progressive metal from Melbourne Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Rivers Of Nihil in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)
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Rivers Of Nihil in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

American technical death metal from Reading, Pennsylvania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Psycroptic in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)
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Psycroptic in Greensboro, NC (11/15/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Australian technical death metal from Hobart, Tasmania Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

UNPROCESSED Announces Spring 2026 North American Tour (Get Your Tickets Now Before They Sell Out… Never), BLABBERMOUTH.NET Presale (Because You Have No Friends to Get You a Code)
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UNPROCESSED Announces Spring 2026 North American Tour (Get Your Tickets Now Before They Sell Out… Never), BLABBERMOUTH.NET Presale (Because You Have No Friends to Get You a Code)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 13, 2025November 13, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Those guys from UNPROCESSED – yes, the band you’ve never heard of – are gracing North America with…

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