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Animals as Leaders in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)
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Animals as Leaders in Charlotte, NC (04/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

Instrumental progressive metal from Washington D.C. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

DYING FETUS is Still Alive Somehow and Dragging SANGUISUGABOGG and CROWBAR on Their Geriatric Fall 2026 Tour
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DYING FETUS is Still Alive Somehow and Dragging SANGUISUGABOGG and CROWBAR on Their Geriatric Fall 2026 Tour

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2026April 29, 2026

Get ready for the most epic, ear-shattering, and face-melting tour of the year, folks! 🤘🏻💥 DYING FETUS and SANGUISUGABOGG are…

Lacuna Coil in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)
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Lacuna Coil in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 27, 2026

Gothic metal band from Milan, Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Escape the fate in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)
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Escape the fate in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

Metalcore from Las Vegas, Nevada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Axty in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)
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Axty in Charlotte, NC (04/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

Modern metalcore from São Paulo, Brazil Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Snooze Fest of 2026 an Acoustic Evening with Sidewalk Prophets in Hayesville NC

Chuck B. BallsyApril 19, 2026

Get ready for a night of music, stories, and hope with Sidewalk Prophets 🎶 🎉 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

Kublai Khan TX in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
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Kublai Khan TX in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

American metalcore from Sherman, Texas! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Fit For An Autopsy in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
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Fit For An Autopsy in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

American metalcore from Tyler, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Lamb of God in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)
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Lamb of God in Raleigh, NC (04/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 17, 2026

Groove metal from Richmond, Virginia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Lowheaven in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)
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Lowheaven in Charlotte, NC (04/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 11, 2026

Post-metal from Toronto, Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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