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Rivers of Nihil in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)
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Rivers of Nihil in Charlotte, NC (03/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

"Where Owls Know My Name"! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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FOODEESFEST Charlotte, North Carolina: Where Your Wallet Cries and Your Stomach Smiles (40+ Food Trucks Ready to Ruin Your Diet!)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

Join Us at the Foodees Food and Culture Festival in Charlotte, NC Get ready for a weekend of delicious food,…

Preston Kelly’s 50th: Still Not Dead, Still Making Bad Jokes About His Age
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Preston Kelly’s 50th: Still Not Dead, Still Making Bad Jokes About His Age

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**Preston Kelly’s Birthday 50 – Ended** This event ended on Mar 1, 2026 from 5pm to 9pm at 5741 N…

Arkona/«Аркона» in Raleigh, NC (02/27/2026)
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Arkona/«Аркона» in Raleigh, NC (02/27/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Russian folk metal band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Dropkick Murphys feat. Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Dropkick Murphys feat. Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

Irish American Celtic punk from Quincy, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Irish American Celtic punk from Quincy, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Dropkick Murphys in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Irish American Celtic punk from Quincy, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

The Aggrolites in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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The Aggrolites in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

American reggae from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)
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Haywire in Charlotte, NC (02/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Hardcore punk from Boston, MA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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Angel City Brewery Hosts Fools Faire: Where Broken Hearts Meet Booze

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Fools Faire: A Court of Broken Hearts 📅 Sunday, February 15, 2026 | 🕛 Doors at Noon | 🔞 NC-17…

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