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Tag: Over the Moon

Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet
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Mastodon drops new video because you clearly didnt have enough prog metal in your life yet

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 MASTODON just dropped the official music video for “In…

Oh Joy Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Quinta Brunson to Star in the Totally Not Going to be a Disaster Betty Boop Movie
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Oh Joy Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Quinta Brunson to Star in the Totally Not Going to be a Disaster Betty Boop Movie

FinnMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

Breaking news: Quinta Brunson is set to star as Betty Boop in a movie that’s definitely not going to be…

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Syracuse Wedding Expo at The Oncenter: Cancel Your Wedding Budget Because This Is Where You’ll Find The One (Or At Least A Venue That Seats 200)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 23, 2026

Because nothing says romance like a scavenger hunt at The Oncenter! 💍 We’re over the moon to launch our Syracuse…

Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story
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Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, dear Lord, can you believe what I just stumbled upon? 🙄 Apparently, MÖTLEY CRÜE’s John 5 (yes, the guy…

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