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Tag: Phil Collins

Phil Collins still not retiring after 45 years of Face Value
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Phil Collins still not retiring after 45 years of Face Value

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to break out the party hats and noise-makers, because Phil Collins is celebrating 45 years of…

SKINDRED Drops ‘Can I Get A’ – Because Apparently We All Need A Reminder That The New Album ‘You Got This’ Exists
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SKINDRED Drops ‘Can I Get A’ – Because Apparently We All Need A Reminder That The New Album ‘You Got This’ Exists

Chord F. DiscordMarch 4, 2026March 4, 2026

Welsh ragga metal legends SKINDRED have unleashed their latest sonic abomination, “Can I Get A,” proving once again that combining…

CHAD GRAY Calls HELLYEAH Reunion a Total Clusterf**k: ‘Slapping the Band Back Together Without Vinnie Paul Like a Weird Frankenstein’s Monster’
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CHAD GRAY Calls HELLYEAH Reunion a Total Clusterf**k: ‘Slapping the Band Back Together Without Vinnie Paul Like a Weird Frankenstein’s Monster’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 25, 2026January 25, 2026

Picture this: Chad Gray, the man with the lung capacity of a steam engine and the vocal stylings of a…

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