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Tag: Record Labels

Wolf Hoffmann Gushes Over AI Music Because Human Creativity Is So Last Season
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Wolf Hoffmann Gushes Over AI Music Because Human Creativity Is So Last Season

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, ACCEPT’s guitarist Wolf Hoffmann has spoken out about the growing threat of artificial intelligence…

Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really
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Pet Shop Boys back for another farewell not really

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Pet Shop Boys have announced A Man From The Future – a new eight-track album created in collaboration with Alan…

AVENGED SEVENFOLD Ditches Labels Because Who Needs Healthcare Anyway
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AVENGED SEVENFOLD Ditches Labels Because Who Needs Healthcare Anyway

Chord F. DiscordAugust 1, 2026August 1, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows just announced that the band is done with record labels,…

Metal Label Finder: Because Cold-Emailing 300 Labels Isn’t a Strategy
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Metal Label Finder: Because Cold-Emailing 300 Labels Isn’t a Strategy

FinnJuly 17, 2026July 17, 2026

Finding the right metal record label sounds easy—until you’re 187 browser tabs deep, three labels have been dead since the…

Why Every Band Announces A Farewell Tour And Never Leaves
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Why Every Band Announces A Farewell Tour And Never Leaves

Milton TruthwellJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

JACKAL RESEARCH DIVISION REPORT #001 Scientists Confirm Retirement In Rock Music Is Merely A Suggestion After decades of painstaking research,…

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