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CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets
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CNN: Ammunition Graffiti Exposes Deeply Troubling Motives of People Who Write on Bullets

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2025October 4, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! Now they’re scribbling their woke nonsense on bullets before they go out…

YouTube Rewinds to 2020, Forgets Everything, Unbans Everyone, Chaos Ensues
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YouTube Rewinds to 2020, Forgets Everything, Unbans Everyone, Chaos Ensues

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, the horror! YouTube, bowing to the inevitable TRUTH, is reinstating accounts banned for daring to question the Communist Chinese…

Kid Rock Announces “Golden Shower” of Blessings for Governor Newsom in Response to Ban
How Gavin Newsom Got Streamed On: Kid Rock Pledges to Make Governor Great Again, One Bathroom Break at a Time
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Kid Rock Announces “Golden Shower” of Blessings for Governor Newsom in Response to Ban

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

In the great, and until now, unseen battle for the very soul of America — where on one side of…

Obamacare: The Reason Your Government Might Just Take a Permanent Vacation, Maybe
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Obamacare: The Reason Your Government Might Just Take a Permanent Vacation, Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Obamacare Subsidies Extension? More Like a Socialist Handout Extension! Can you believe these Democrats are at it again, trying to…

Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11
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Utah Governor’s Kumbaya Campaign Crashes and Burns, Film at 11

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another “moderate” Republican, Spencer Cox, is trying to “heal” the nation after the supposed assassination of Charlie…

Charlotte’s Train: Now with Extra Blood and Politics
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Charlotte’s Train: Now with Extra Blood and Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

A Ukrainian refugee was stabbed in Charlotte, North Carolina, and naturally, the liberal media is blaming everyone but the actual…

North Carolina Republicans to Huddle While a Young Woman’s Stabbing Death Turns Into prime Political Fodder, Courtesy of CNN
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North Carolina Republicans to Huddle While a Young Woman’s Stabbing Death Turns Into prime Political Fodder, Courtesy of CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a Democrat-run city! A Ukrainian refugee, fleeing the ravages of war, ends up getting stabbed…

North Carolina Stabbing: Proof Democrats Can’t Even Say “Crime” Without Crying
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North Carolina Stabbing: Proof Democrats Can’t Even Say “Crime” Without Crying

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a Democrat-run city, and of course, the Left’s response is to deflect and virtue signal.…

Missouri GOP Hilariously Tries to Erase Democrats from Existence with New Map
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Missouri GOP Hilariously Tries to Erase Democrats from Existence with New Map

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! The radical left, terrified of the MAGA wave, is whining about Republicans…

Analysis: Every Election is a Chance to Ruin Everything, Apparently
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Analysis: Every Election is a Chance to Ruin Everything, Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. “Pendulum of power swinging”? More like the Deep State trying to…

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