Analysis: Every Election is a Chance to Ruin Everything, Apparently
Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. “Pendulum of power swinging”? More like the Deep State trying to…
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Florida GOP Ends Vaccine Mandates: Playing with Fire or Just Being Florida?
Oh, those radical Republicans in Florida, finally standing up to the tyranny of…vaccines? It seems the Sunshine State is ditching…
House Republicans Prioritize Naming Names Over, Like, Governing, or Whatever
Oh, the swamp creatures are stirring again! Rep. Thomas Massie, bless his heart, is trying to drain the cesspool of…
Trump’s Data Grab: Gotta Snatch ‘Em All, Even Your Grandma’s Digits
Here we go again, folks! The Deep State Democrats are whining because President Trump’s DOJ wants to ensure our elections…
Trump Gives Swift and Kelce Two Weeks to Procreate: “We Must Make America Fertile Again!”
In an exclusive statement that shook the foundations of the civilized world and caused a sharp spike in Xanax prescriptions,…