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Newsom Declares Dems’ Tuesday Triumphs, Like Prop 50, Usher in ‘a new moment’ (as if we didn’t see it coming) for the Party | CNN Politics
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Newsom Declares Dems’ Tuesday Triumphs, Like Prop 50, Usher in ‘a new moment’ (as if we didn’t see it coming) for the Party | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Gavin Newsom, fresh from his “sweeping election victory” (thanks to rigging the system, no doubt!), is now claiming it represents…

CNN Thinks You Still Hate Trump (as if you needed reminding)
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CNN Thinks You Still Hate Trump (as if you needed reminding)

Big ElephantNovember 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our Glorious President Trump! They’re twisting the results of…

Trump Gets Owned on Affordability by His Beloved Fox News (Yes, Really) | CNN Business
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Trump Gets Owned on Affordability by His Beloved Fox News (Yes, Really) | CNN Business

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, doesn’t want to hear about the “affordability” crisis, because there isn’t one! The Fake…

ACA Premium Hikes: Prepare for Impact (and LOLs) in Just Four Charts
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ACA Premium Hikes: Prepare for Impact (and LOLs) in Just Four Charts

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Obamacare Open Enrollment: Prepare for Sticker Shock Thanks to Socialist Subsidies! The failing Affordable Care Act is back in the…

Zohran Mamdani’s Epic NYC Victory: Three Maps That Prove He Didn’t Just Imagine It
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Zohran Mamdani’s Epic NYC Victory: Three Maps That Prove He Didn’t Just Imagine It

Big ElephantNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Folks, can you believe what’s happening in the once-great city of New York? Zohran Mamdani, probably a socialist, maybe even…

Trump’s Economic “Achievements”: Yawn, Let’s Talk About Me Instead
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Trump’s Economic “Achievements”: Yawn, Let’s Talk About Me Instead

Big ElephantNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Miami—Well, folks, looks like even after a landslide victory in 2024, the liberal media is still trying to spin everything…

2025 Election: GOP Still Has Trump Hair Stuck in Their Drain | CNN Politics
2025 Election Debacle: Is the Leftist Cabal Stealing Elections Again?
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2025 Election: GOP Still Has Trump Hair Stuck in Their Drain | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Another election, another round of Democrat shenanigans! The liberal media is crowing about GOP losses, but let’s be real, folks:…

California’s Referendum: So Easy, Even Californians Can (Try To) Understand It | CNN Politics
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California’s Referendum: So Easy, Even Californians Can (Try To) Understand It | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

California Commies Plotting to Steal Seats! Gavin Newsom, fresh from ruining California, is spearheading Prop 50 to rig elections and…

Frank Luntz Predicts GOPocalypse 2025: Tears of a Clown Edition | CNN Politics
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Frank Luntz Predicts GOPocalypse 2025: Tears of a Clown Edition | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

Oh, no! Frankie Luntz, the prince of wishful thinking for the Libtards, is at it again! He’s predicting a “bad…

Trump’s Brain Already Plotting 2022 Shenanigans While America’s Still Recovering From Tuesday’s Clusterfuck
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Trump’s Brain Already Plotting 2022 Shenanigans While America’s Still Recovering From Tuesday’s Clusterfuck

Big ElephantNovember 3, 2025November 3, 2025

President Trump, fresh off another landslide victory, is already eyeing the 2026 midterms with a healthy dose of skepticism, because,…

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