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“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”
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“Wasteman: Witness the Riveting Saga of a Dude Who Can’t Be Bothered to Take Out the Bins”

FinnDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

Hold onto your prison shivs and DOC-standard toilet wine, film fans! 🍷✨ The cinematic event of the decade* (*decade defined…

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“Les donneurs d’ouvrage publics organisent des conférences pour justifier leur inutilité le jeudi”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

BREAKING: Québec’s BIM Enthusiasts Gather Monthly to Talk About… BIM 🤓 Every month, Quebec’s *eight* public project owners—yes, *eight*—host a…

Prince of Persia: Sands of Time Remake Still Kicking? Leaks Say Yes (LOL)
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Prince of Persia: Sands of Time Remake Still Kicking? Leaks Say Yes (LOL)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Another Ubisoft leak! 🤣 Seems like someone over there can’t keep their…

“I Have Reservations,” Said No Epstein Survivor Ever, Reacting to Trump Finally Doing Something Right for Once | CNN (Satire)
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“I Have Reservations,” Said No Epstein Survivor Ever, Reacting to Trump Finally Doing Something Right for Once | CNN (Satire)

Big ElephantNovember 20, 2025November 20, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes at CNN are at it again! Apparently, if you don’t trust your coworker, it’s just a…

Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame
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Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame

FinnNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Perhaps Glen Powell was workshopping his USP. Cruise runs (away from decent scripts), Brad eats (everything on set, allegedly), Denzel…

Sat Down, Cried: Ronnie Radke of Falling in Reverse to Compete for Grammy in “Best Toilet Whining” Category
🏆 "Best Whining 2026": Grammys Respond to Ronnie Radke by Creating Nomination for Offended Geniuses on Toilets
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Sat Down, Cried: Ronnie Radke of Falling in Reverse to Compete for Grammy in “Best Toilet Whining” Category

FinnNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

In a world where musical talent, it seems, has finally given way to the talent for producing viral content, the…

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