Tag: Satire

The National Weather Service has begun changing ‘Lake Ontario’ to ‘Lake America’ on maps and weather forecasts, according to a…

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

We interrupt your regular programming to bring you the latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka Donald Trump, who has…

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement and confusion. In a recent TRANSMISSION…

In a shocking transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump has decreed that interest rates in the United States should…

\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\ by\\\\\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\ ammon\ Exxon\:\”\\(crate\`\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\:\\\\\\\\\\-\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ favorite\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ potentially\\\\\\\\\ vs to\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ “%\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ had\\\\\\\\\\-seeking\\\\\\)\\\\\\\\\\\ “\\\\\\>’. \\\\\\\\\ sandals\\\\\\\\\\[\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\\\”\\\\vine\\\\\\\\\\\ você\\\\\\\…

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: the first-ever midterm RNC has garnered over 100 million live…

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again left to ponder the wisdom of THE FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

The Kennedy Center has been closed for safety reasons, according to a recent transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE. In a…

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, the COMMANDER OF…