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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trumps high tax exodus spreads to the Midwest region
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trumps high tax exodus spreads to the Midwest region

Milton TruthwellJuly 21, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the prophecy has been fulfilled. In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump’s long-predicted…

NEW TRANSMISSION: Democrats watch as rich donors flee blue states in droves
The Orange Oracle

NEW TRANSMISSION: Democrats watch as rich donors flee blue states in droves

Milton TruthwellJuly 21, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the prophecy is clear: the exodus of rich people and companies from Democrat-run Blue…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump talks trade and oil with UK’s Andy Burnham
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump talks trade and oil with UK’s Andy Burnham

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

We’ve received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it appears that Donald Trump, also known as THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: James Carafano praises strong US position since World War II
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: James Carafano praises strong US position since World War II

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the words of wisdom are flowing like a mighty river of patriotism. In a…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump hails safest World Cup in history thanks to law enforcement
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump hails safest World Cup in history thanks to law enforcement

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a Truth Social post, COMMANDER…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump vows harsh retaliation for Iran’s American soldier killings
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump vows harsh retaliation for Iran’s American soldier killings

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has sent shockwaves through the nation’s capital, as President Donald Trump declared that…

TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH: Netanyahu safe in US as Trump blasts Iran regime
The Orange Oracle

TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH: Netanyahu safe in US as Trump blasts Iran regime

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the words are still echoing through the halls of power. In a latest TRANSMISSION…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump shares thoughts on July 20 2026 on social media
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump shares thoughts on July 20 2026 on social media

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The nation held its breath as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, issued a TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on July 20 2026 on Truth Social
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on July 20 2026 on Truth Social

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the TRANSMISSION is all about “GENERAL RULES”. In a shocking turn…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump backs House Republicans budget bill efforts
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump backs House Republicans budget bill efforts

Milton TruthwellJuly 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are rejoicing. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH,…

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