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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Endorses Zach Lahn for Iowa Governor with Total Support
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Endorses Zach Lahn for Iowa Governor with Total Support

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Iowa should rejoice. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 10 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on July 10 2026

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The nation was rocked once again by a transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka Donald Trump, on his trusty platform…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran asks for talks as US declares ceasefire over
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran asks for talks as US declares ceasefire over

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again holding its breath. In a recent transmission on Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date

Milton TruthwellJuly 10, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again plunged into chaos. In a recent Truth Social post,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date and number
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date and number

Milton TruthwellJuly 9, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Palm Beach, Florida, have responded in kind. In a shocking turn…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Gwynne Shotwell donates 325 million dollars in SpaceX stock
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Gwynne Shotwell donates 325 million dollars in SpaceX stock

Milton TruthwellJuly 8, 2026

In a move that has left experts baffled and Americans scratching their heads, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date

Milton TruthwellJuly 8, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unknown date
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unknown date

Milton TruthwellJuly 8, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump renovates White House West Wing
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump renovates White House West Wing

Milton TruthwellJuly 8, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken once again, and this time, it’s all about the aesthetics of the West Wing. In…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump says Gavin Newsom in big trouble
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump says Gavin Newsom in big trouble

Milton TruthwellJuly 8, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation trembles. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK…

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