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Tag: Shinedown

Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls
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Shinedown’s Brent Smith: Radio Saved Our Pathetic Souls

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

OMG ðŸ˜ą! SHINEDOWN‘s ðŸŽĪ frontman, Brent Smith, graced Billboard‘s “Behind The Setlist” podcast with his profound wisdom. He talked about…

The Rasmus Drops ‘Weirdo’ Music Vid Featuring Some Guy From THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT, Who Cares
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The Rasmus Drops ‘Weirdo’ Music Vid Featuring Some Guy From THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT, Who Cares

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

OMG! ðŸĪŠ Can you believe it’s been almost a whole YEAR 📅 since those Finnish rockers ðŸ‡ŦðŸ‡Ū, THE RASMUS (who…

Shinedown’s “Killing Fields” Triumphs, Proving Active Rock Still Exists (Apparently)
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Shinedown’s “Killing Fields” Triumphs, Proving Active Rock Still Exists (Apparently)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2025September 9, 2025

SHINEDOWN, bless their hearts, has done it again! Their latest auditory masterpiece, “Killing Fields”, has clawed its way to the…

Shinedown: Oh Look, Another Single in October, Album Number Eight Coming in November, Yawn
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Shinedown: Oh Look, Another Single in October, Album Number Eight Coming in November, Yawn

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, Pulitzer Prize-worthy interview with The Mistress Carrie Podcast (never heard of it), SHINEDOWN frontman Brent Smith…

Shinedown’s ‘Three Six Five’ Somehow Climbs to the Top of the “Alternative” Chart, Proving Music is Dead
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Shinedown’s ‘Three Six Five’ Somehow Climbs to the Top of the “Alternative” Chart, Proving Music is Dead

Chord F. DiscordJune 2, 2025June 2, 2025

SHINEDOWN, bless their hearts, have somehow managed to snag the No. 1 spot on the Alternative Radio chart with their…

SHINEDOWN Milking It: Two More Singles Before We Even THINK About Album #8 (OMG!)
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SHINEDOWN Milking It: Two More Singles Before We Even THINK About Album #8 (OMG!)

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

BREAKING: SHINEDOWN’s Brent Smith, During Yet Another Appearance on “On With Mario Lopez” (Because Where Else Would He Be?), Claims…

Shinedown promises more ear-splitting “music” before the year mercifully ends 🙄ðŸŽļðŸ”Ĩ
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Shinedown promises more ear-splitting “music” before the year mercifully ends 🙄ðŸŽļðŸ”Ĩ

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OH. MY. GAWD. ðŸ˜ą Shinedown, those purveyors of fine adult contemporary rock (with *just* enough edge to make your mom…

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