Because You Clearly Weren’t Sick of Avengers Endgame Already
The wait is finally over, and by “finally over,” I mean it’s been a few years since the last Avengers…
Tag: Spider-Man: Brand New Day
Spider-Man Breaks Records Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do
It’s official: Spider-Man: Brand New Day has swung its way to the top of the all-time box office chart, passing…
Because That’s Exactly How Marvel’s Previous 12 Sequels Were Made
Avengers: Doomsday, the latest installment in the Marvel saga, is barreling towards its December 18, 2026, release date, with one…
Amazon Axes Spider-Noir Because Original Ideas are Overrated Apparently
Amazon has canceled their live-action TV show Spider-Noir after only one season, according to Variety. The show, which starred Nicolas…
Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List
Move over Avengers, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has taken the top spot. With a whopping $858.4 million in ticket sales…
Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently
It’s been four weeks since Spider-Man: Brand New Day swung into theaters, and it’s still the king of the box…
Hollywood Clearly Ran Out of Ideas by 2026 Apparently
We’re approaching the end of summer, and I’m shocked to report that the movie season has been, dare I say…
Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway
Movie industry experts are sounding the alarm as the window for exclusive theater releases continues to shrink, with some films…
Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood
As we approach the two-thirds mark of 2026, it’s time to check in with the most passionate film fans on…
Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated
After years of waiting, Marvel fans can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the studio has announced the cast…