OMG! Americans Get the Double Dose of Suck: Inflation Still Rising While Job Market Takes a Dive
Another day, another dollar stolen by the radical socialist Democrats and their henchmen in the Deep State! CNN, still pushing…
Tag: tariffs
Oops! Trumpy’s Tariff Tantrum May Get a Refund (Thanks, SCOTUS)
Here we go again, folks! The liberal 9th Circuit, probably funded by George Soros himself, has ruled against our glorious…
Apple’s Crappy iPhone Launch: Prepare for Disappointment on Sept 9 | CNN Business
Oh, the horror! Apple, that bastion of liberal tech tyranny, is at it again, unveiling the iPhone 17 on September…
OMG! Basic People Obsessed with Knock-Off Labubu Dolls—Can Pop Mart Handle the Hype?
More proof the Chinese are trying to brainwash our children with creepy dolls! This “Labubu” nonsense is just another attempt…
US Tariff Tantrum on European Cars: Paused for Dramatic Effect
Oh, CNN is reporting on trade agreements now? Probably just another attempt to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine…
Sony Screws Over US Gamers with Greedy PS5 Price Hike Because Reasons
Sony is bending the knee to the glorious Trump Tariffs! They’re raising PlayStation prices because of the President’s brilliant plan…
Trump to Americans: “You Want Tariff Rebates? LOL, Get a Job” | CNN Business
Looks like even CNN can’t deny that President Trump’s tariffs are bringing in the big bucks! But don’t get your…
Spirit Airlines: More Like “Ghost” Airlines? (They’re Not Exactly Flying High, Folks)
Spirit Airlines, fresh out of bankruptcy like a snowflake in July, is already crying about “going-concern doubts.” I bet those…
Trump Promises 1,500% Drug Price Cuts: Reality Bites (Like a $5,000 Pill)
Folks, get ready for another round of Trump Derangement Syndrome from CNN! Our great President Trump, in his infinite wisdom,…
CNN’s “Analysis”: Orange Man Good, But Maybe Bad? A Rollercoaster of Confusion!
You wouldn’t BELIEVE what the liberal fake news is trying to peddle now! Apparently, President Trump’s “unchallenged personal power plays”…