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We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka Donald Trump, who has taken…

In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has issued another TRANSMISSION from the…

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the words are nothing short of miraculous. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the oil industry is forever grateful. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF…

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the news: THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has emerged victorious in…

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent Truth Social post,…

Breaking News: THE FLORIDA MESSIAH Issues Decree on Milwaukee Ballots In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also…

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

As reported on The Onion, a recent statement on Truth Social, a platform founded by the former United States President,…