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Gavin Newsom Reveals His Secret Sauce for Being the Best Governor Ever (According to Him) in Part 2 of Dana Bash’s Interview | CNN Politics
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Gavin Newsom Reveals His Secret Sauce for Being the Best Governor Ever (According to Him) in Part 2 of Dana Bash’s Interview | CNN Politics

Big ElephantFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Governor Newsom Confesses to Lifelong Battle with Dyslexia—Is He Trying to Distract from His Failed Leadership? In a shocking interview…

Senator Andy Kim demands Trump’s tariff cash be returned — because who doesn’t love a good refund drama?
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Senator Andy Kim demands Trump’s tariff cash be returned — because who doesn’t love a good refund drama?

Big ElephantFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

Oh, look who’s crying over spilled tariffs! Democratic Senator Andy Kim wants President Trump to “give back” the $134 billion…

US Economy Crawls at Snail’s Pace in Q4: Growth Slumps to a Whopping 1.4% – Someone Call the EMTs!
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US Economy Crawls at Snail’s Pace in Q4: Growth Slumps to a Whopping 1.4% – Someone Call the EMTs!

Big ElephantFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

GDP Growth Slows in 2025, but Don’t Blame Trump—Blame the Swamp! In a shocking turn of events, the U.S. economy…

Voter Rolls, Epstein’s Ghost Files, and Rich People Secrets: Your Daily Dose of Chaos
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Voter Rolls, Epstein’s Ghost Files, and Rich People Secrets: Your Daily Dose of Chaos

Big ElephantFebruary 16, 2026February 16, 2026

President Trump’s Administration Takes on Voter Fraud Conspiracy—With Federal Lawsuit Blitz President Donald J. Trump is back at it again,…

Oh look, turns out Trump’s tariffs are just a fancy way of making Americans pay for their own wallets to be lighter!
The Tariffs Are Working! Oh Wait, They're Not
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Oh look, turns out Trump’s tariffs are just a fancy way of making Americans pay for their own wallets to be lighter!

Big ElephantFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s finally admitting what we’ve known all along! The deep state at the Federal Reserve Bank…

China’s Grand Scheme to Dethrone the Almighty Dollar: A Comedy of Errors or a Stroke of Genius?
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China’s Grand Scheme to Dethrone the Almighty Dollar: A Comedy of Errors or a Stroke of Genius?

Big ElephantFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

China’s sneaky currency plot is gaining ground, and it’s all thanks to Biden’s incompetence China is once again trying to…

Xi Jinping Sees Trump as a Golden Ticket to World Domination, Says China Expert | CNN
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Xi Jinping Sees Trump as a Golden Ticket to World Domination, Says China Expert | CNN

Big ElephantJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

Xi Jinping Smells Blood in the Water as Trump Secures Second Term In what can only be described as a…

Trump Tries to Make Economy Great Again, but His Math Skills Might Not Cooperate
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Trump Tries to Make Economy Great Again, but His Math Skills Might Not Cooperate

Big ElephantJanuary 28, 2026January 28, 2026

Breaking: Trump’s Economy is a Dumpster Fire Wrapped in a Stock Market Mirage The Cheeto-in-Chief jetted off to Iowa this…

Trump Eyes 100% Tariffs on Canada Because Apparently They’re Trying to Steal China’s Business Now
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Trump Eyes 100% Tariffs on Canada Because Apparently They’re Trying to Steal China’s Business Now

Big ElephantJanuary 24, 2026January 24, 2026

Panicky “Governor” Carney Learns a Lesson as President Trump Puts Canada on Notice The Deep State propaganda machine at CNN…

Fresh-faced Dem Mikie Sherrill Now Officially The 57th Person To Be NJ Governor | CNN Politics
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Fresh-faced Dem Mikie Sherrill Now Officially The 57th Person To Be NJ Governor | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

In a move that surely has nothing to do with voter fraud or ballot harvesting, Garden State Democrats have successfully…

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