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Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess
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Not our problem, let France fix their own Muslim mess

Big ElephantApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

Oh, joy, it’s another day in the utterly fantastic, totally-not-disastrous presidency of Donald Trump, the greatest leader this world has…

Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable
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Sore losers whining about Trump, how original and predictable

Big ElephantApril 4, 2026April 4, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery
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Elon Musk tries to save failing company with desperate IPO trickery

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to watch the fake news media and their leftist allies try to spin the latest news about…

Sissy drivers can’t handle a little gas price freedom
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Sissy drivers can’t handle a little gas price freedom

Big ElephantApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still being plagued by the ignorance of the liberal elites, who can’t seem…

More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt
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More fake news targeting our great FEMA with obvious witch hunt

Big ElephantMarch 30, 2026March 30, 2026

It’s a beautiful day to be an American, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest country on earth,…

Sony Declares PS5 and PS5 Pro “Luxury Items,” Price Tags Now Fit for Royalty or Bankruptcy
🎮 Sony: "Your Wallet Called — We Hung Up" 🎮
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Sony Declares PS5 and PS5 Pro “Luxury Items,” Price Tags Now Fit for Royalty or Bankruptcy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 27, 2026March 27, 2026

Ah, Sony — the company that keeps telling us it’s “all about the players,” yet apparently forgot to check in…

Farmers Now Paying in Blood, Sweat, and Tears as Fertilizer Costs Skyrocket Thanks to Iran’s War
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Farmers Now Paying in Blood, Sweat, and Tears as Fertilizer Costs Skyrocket Thanks to Iran’s War

Big ElephantMarch 23, 2026March 23, 2026

# Is It Just Us, or Is Trump Trying to Starve America’s Heartland? The war in Iran is pushing up…

Trump’s Epic Battle with Iran: Will It Ruin His Dream of Fed Rate Cuts and Ruin His Plans for World Domination?
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Trump’s Epic Battle with Iran: Will It Ruin His Dream of Fed Rate Cuts and Ruin His Plans for World Domination?

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Liberal Energy Policies Backfire as War with Iran Drives Up Costs and Delays Fed Rate Cuts The US-Israeli war with…

Iran War: Trump’s ‘I’m the Best’ Trophy Now Covered in Dust
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Iran War: Trump’s ‘I’m the Best’ Trophy Now Covered in Dust

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Stock Market Turmoil: Trump’s Dream Turns to Nightmare as War with Iran Roils Markets Well, folks, it looks like President…

Joe Rogan Unwittingly Becomes Trump’s Hype Man for All the Wrong Reasons
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Joe Rogan Unwittingly Becomes Trump’s Hype Man for All the Wrong Reasons

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Joe Rogan, the self-proclaimed “King of Podcasts,” has turned his back on the man he once called “the greatest president…

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