CNN’s John King discovers voters are still lost after 6 months of Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump even in his second term! Looks like they’re still sniffing…
Tag: tariffs
Retail Sales Unexpectedly Explode: Prepare for the Apocalypse
The liberal media at CNN is trying to downplay the roaring Trump economy again! They can’t stand that our GREAT…
Diageo’s CEO Quits After Two Years: Guess the Guinness Was Too Much
Diageo CEO Debra Crew steps down, likely because she couldn’t handle the winning! Maybe she should have focused less on…
Trump throws tantrum at Jay Powell, economy braces for impact
More Fake News from CNN! Apparently, President Trump imposing 30% tariffs on our trading partners and daring to question the…
Inflation spikes again—economists baffled, blame Taylor Swift
CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to blame President Trump’s tariffs for a slight increase in inflation. Can…
Tesla India Launch: Affordable EVs for the Masses (Just Kidding!)
Tesla, run by my good friend Elon Musk, is now selling cars in India! Finally, a real American business is…
Trump declares war on tacos and croissants
More Winning! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is slapping 30% tariffs on the EU and Mexico. It’s about time…
Trump throws tantrum, threatens Canada with HUGE tariff – will probably hike it just to be a jerk
CNN, still peddling fake news about our glorious President Trump! They’re crying about a potential 35% tariff on Canadian goods!…
Stocks Take a Nosedive After Trump’s Canada Tariff Tantrum
Oh no, the liberal media is at it again, trying to scare you with President Trump’s brilliant economic strategies! CNN…
Trump throws another tariff tantrum: Prepare to pay more for stuff
Oh, CNN is at it again, peddling their fear-mongering nonsense about President Trump’s brilliant tariffs! They claim “economists” (probably those…