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Tag: The Lion King

Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough
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Zootopia 2 Finally Reveals When It’s Taking Over Your Streaming Queue — Because Your Life Wasn’t Already Chaotic Enough

FinnMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again. Another animated flick that made more money than most countries’ GDPs. But hey, who…

Kpop Demon Hunters: Because Who Needs ‘Citizen Kane’ When You’ve Got Dancing Demons?
It's official: Kpop Demon Hunters is now officially more prestigious than your film degree.
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Kpop Demon Hunters: Because Who Needs ‘Citizen Kane’ When You’ve Got Dancing Demons?

FinnFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

The massive Netflix streaming sensation of 2025 — and the presumptive favorite to win the upcoming Academy Award for Best…

10 Remakes That Completely Butchered the Original in the Funniest Genres Possible
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10 Remakes That Completely Butchered the Original in the Funniest Genres Possible

FinnJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

🚨BREAKING: Hollywood Discovers That Copying Movies Is Cheaper Than Therapy, Proceeds to Ruin Everything We Loved 🚨 In a stunning…

Disney Gives OpenAI the Keys to Its Character Closet in a Billion-Dollar Handoff
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Disney Gives OpenAI the Keys to Its Character Closet in a Billion-Dollar Handoff

FinnDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Hold onto your mouse ears, folks — Disney just sold its soul to the AI devil for a measly $1…

Oh great, “The Lion King” again, as if we haven’t suffered enough
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Oh great, “The Lion King” again, as if we haven’t suffered enough

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Misquamicut Drive-in Movies! 🚗💨 ONE TICKET PER CARLOAD! 🎟️ (like, duh!). Show starts at 8:30 sharp (no refunds,…

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