Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with More Obscure Comic Book Movies
Before Clayface got his own 2026 movie from DC Studios, he had headlined exactly zero (0) monthly comic series. Sure,…
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Because That’s Exactly How Marvel’s Previous 12 Sequels Were Made
Avengers: Doomsday, the latest installment in the Marvel saga, is barreling towards its December 18, 2026, release date, with one…
Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…
Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
The X-Men are coming, again, because of course they are. Little by little, a new cast is being assembled, because…
More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay
Marvel arrived at San Diego Comic-Con 2026 at a crossroads. With some of its biggest movies on the horizon, the…
Avengers: Doomsday – Which D-List Cameo Will Disney+ Drag Out of Retirement This Time
Hold onto your spandex, folks! The “Avengers: Doomsday” cast list has ballooned to 27✨✨✨✨names—roughly the population of a small moon…
Chris Evans Is Back and So Is Our Will to Live, Apparently
🚨 BREAKING: Marvel Announces ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ – Because Apparently, Retirement Is Just a Suggestion, Not a Commitment 🚨 In a…
IMDb Desperately Tries to Predict 2025’s ‘Popular’ Films Because Apparently We Can’t Wait to Be Disappointed
BREAKING: Humans Still Obsessed With Superheroes, IMDb Reports (Shocking Absolutely No One) 😱 Oh, joy! The fine folks at IMDb—who…
Avengers: Endgame Returns to Theaters to Distract You From Impending Doom
OMG! 😱 Did you hear the earth-shattering news? Avengers: Endgame, the movie that made you cry harder than when your…
Thunderbolts’ Streaming Premiere Date Announced (As If You Care)
Oh boy, another Marvel movie! 🙄 As if we didn’t have enough of those already. But wait, this one’s *different*.…